Thanks you Penaltyking for the translation of the "now Saunaing is the son"-song. This is the modern version of the famous song "It slides in" stolen from the Sveriges in 1995, and it is very important all the foreign countryers know what is being songed in the song. I think you should have some kind of award money from Finland for this cultural foreigner job!
Also very civa that you have mentioned Mr. Youfarm. He is the mostest legendary ice disc player, not just because how he played ice disc, but what he has been doing after ice disc games for Timo was over. He has doubled, maybe even tripled himself by rilling, who else can do that?
Timo Youfarm was a very liked player when he played ice disc, and he was often selected as teams captain. Always when Timo did something, and somebodies said that "Good Timo, you doed good things", Timo always answered "Glory belongs to the whole team". No matter what Timo did, if he scored a paint, or tackled an enemy, or barbequed some maggara, or had a son, always he remembered to tell, "Glory belongs to the whole team". What a great guy. Literally, he is very great.
Like Tpip already tolded, after his disc playing days Timo Youfarm was seen in TV wearing a huge orange jacket and saying weird prophesies like "Meow meow, don't goes there", "Now can pussy eenjoy, eenjoy" and "Propel to the ice, name in the leaf". Maybe the mostest famulous prophesy of Timo was the one he liked to repeat many many times. In that he talked about putting in top grandmother. What he put there, nobody knows. Maybe it was same things what he always haves inside his upper lip.
Nowadays Timo Youfarm is an important part of Finlands land team. He always travels with Jari Kurri and gets plane tickets for everybody and just walks around where ever the land team is, telling his prophesies for players and press peoples and who ever wants to listen. At the game Timo is often seen shitting next to Jari Kurri with his upper lip full of something. He is very very important, and thanks to him, Finland won the gold medals again last year. When asked about that, do you guess what Timo said? Really, do you guess? Because nobody knows, as he was missing from the after parties because his ankle was infected, even though lots of peoples saw Timo wandering with the land team. His ankle must have been very infected, because his eyes were standing still, his talking was not understandable and he could not walk straight. Terrible ankle infenction disease that was. Maybe it was same disease who breaked Bass Littlegrass shoes in the aeroplane. But the glory belongs to the whole team.
Timo Youfarm is very very great person. I like you also, Timo.