Hello you everybody in the foreigners countryes!
Since this years SM-league interests no one anymore, because everybodies are just waiting for the next season when Saimaa's Ball will win every matches, even those where it isn't playing, there has been not so much to tell you about. One small hello for all you foreigners who live in the country called East-Power. There is nowadays one player in Saimaa's Ball from your country, so gongratulations! Simon Backman (not related to Ari-Pekka Backwards) was proclaimed as an East-Powerian by the explainers of the television, and because just like everything in message papers is the truth speaking, also everything from televisio is truth speaking also. So, next year, when the Boy will be saunaing in the sauna of Racepark, there will be one East-Powerian party people too. Maybe Simon is related to Adolf Hitler, who knows!
Also I must tell you about the presidents selections that is happening in the Finland right now. Two mostest best peoples have now been through the playoffs, and they are ready to face each other in the gruesome finals. Its very exciting! One of the peoples called Sauli is a bug-eyed child molester who survided tsunami, and one another called Pekka is a homosexual, who is so tolerant that he will tolerate this, and then his children will be next. And that means his children will be Jesus Christuses or something, because his wife happens to be an Ecuadorian hair salonger, who is not a woman, but a man. And if he gets childrens, it would totally be the new Miracle on Ice, and the childrens would then be the saviours of the world. And that would then mean that Pekka is the God. Can you imagine that one countrys president would be God? Finland would then win in every sports and all swedish homos would be locked in the basement of Pekka and his ecuadorian man-wife.
But have no worries, the bug-eyed child molester will any way win the Stanley Cup and the Boy and he will go saunaing with his daughter-wife in the President Castle sauna, after that old red headed lesbian and his culissi hamster boyfriend has been thrown up from the Castle.
I have a strong feeling that not just Saulis daughter-wife will be in sauna, there might also be Saulis old wife. Not the dead one, but the one who was in the magazines with little clothes and then she was a minister. I cannot remember her name, maybe it was Suzki?