HIFK Sports club in Comrades Helsinki capitalcity
Hi, i also wan't to tell something to my favorite team, which is HIFK, i haven't read everything in this chain so someone maybe told these before you.
HIFK is team which some Swedish Reallyceumin student's start to before Finland was independent in 1897. There is also some other sports what they play like football, handball, iceball, hallball and track and field. Still my favorite game is icepuck or many called that in icehockey. There is different players and athletes who do those other sports but sometimes our hockeyplayer do those other things too. There is some people who has been in this team in a long time and there is possibility that they are the starters in this Sports club in comrades cause they are so old, like Frank Moberg who is dictator in this club.
Dirty-Harry wasn't available?
This Mullet-Matikainen also left home with his team a middle of the game during his tenure in this Half Finlands Team in early or mid-eighties. His assistant coach was Cock-Jortikka, well actually his name is cock in finnish, so the nickname was easy to find. Friends call him Cocksy.
So i talk more about icehockey- and puck. There is lot of people in the team who get lot of money to play this game and then there is some other people who doesn't play the game but many times they have play this game before and then they start, what we call coaching. Also coach get lot of money and many times they have nicknames like you can see what other writers has told.
Last year we won championship and our coach was former icehockey players Kari "nose" Jalonen who was our main coach, Kai Rautio was assistant coach and Sakari "midget" Lindfors was our goalkeeper coach. They have been play HIFK before in a long time ago.
Jalonen has to go away HIFK when he plays here because our former players like Matti Hagman (whos shirt hangin in our icehockey hall) bully him because his longjohns and here you don't have to rights to keep longjohns.
Lindfors was longtime our 1st goalkeeper, but that time when he play 1st, we didn't ever win to championship. One reason for that was because he was so little that he didn't can't reach topbar (in Finnish it's called ylärima). Then we buy new 1st goalkeeper Tim Thomas, who is now maybe best goalkeeper in the world and when he was our 1st goalkeeper we won the championship in 1998.
Then Lindfors soon stop the goaltending and then he start to tell other goalkeeper, how to keep the goal. Lindfors also get his shirt in roof to the our icehockey hall (like Matti "bullying" Hagman) and we usually put our players shirt in the roof to our icehockey hall if they have play longtime our team. There was also many speculation before that Lindfors is accidentally go to the roof inside in his shirt cause no one see him in a long time, still he get paycheck every month in HIFK. There was lot of rumours where he is and what he do, but then we see him back to our bench where coaches usually standing and i think someone give him some kind of chair were he could stand because he was so little and still you only see his hair. Someone also see him with little hockey kids asking to stick to the players, but kids bullying him and hi never get to stick.
Kai Rautio doesn't have nickname and i think it was because no one know that he was part of the team before we won the championship spring this year, at least me and many other think before that championship that there is memorial saltstatue which look like Kai Rautio, but afterwards we saw him to moving and he was the one and only Mr. Kai Rautio, not saltstatue.
This autumn we get a new coach-team and our main coach is Petri "shiteater" Matikainen, he has say one televisio program that he and his former team wan't to eat shit. Our assistant coach are Pasi Sormunen he is our former player who in past shit to our team and go to our rivals Jokers or "Joke" east in Helsinki Capital city. Maybe that's why Sormunen is our assistant coach cause he shit our team and our main coach like to eat shit. Our other assistant coach is Antti Pennanen, but no one know's ho he is and what he try to do there, only thing we know that he has coaching before other Finnish Championship team Pelican's youth but that's it. Maybe he do something there, don't know?
After last spring Championship won, our goalkeeper goach Sakari "midget" Lindfors left our team (still his shirt is in the our hall roof) we get new goalkeeper coach who still also play our team. He has play 2nd goalkeeper in our team in a long time and there is speculation that he was one of the starters- or at least play HIFK first time in 1897, when the student's start HIFK. Some says that he was one of the student and his real age is 120-130 years old, but this could be some legend our brand.
We have almost same players in our team this year than last, i think there is even better players, but "shiteater" with his assistant coach didn't know how to coach the team where is this good players, they only wan't to eat shit and also they wan't to players eat shit too. I still think that he has learn a bit how to coach this team cause now we are in FC-League list 5th after our rivals Jokers.
We have maybe best player in Europe in our team, Mikael Granlund who's last name sounds Swedish, but he don't speak that language very good. He get lot's of mediatime here in Finland and round a world cause he won last year Finnish Championship, World Championship and he is one of Finland only hope future in icehockey. Also one of the big reason that mediatime is because he make WC (wc means Finland to toilet "wc" or "vessa") goal against Russia in semifinals like never no one done before in WC. He took the puck to his stick and throw it to the goal and Finland wins, usually you don't throw that puck, you slam it or use your wrist and shoot.
That's why our president ask him to come to the president castle in our independent's day. We say that we have independents day because longtime ago after HIFK has been started we was part of Russia and get our independent 6.12.1917 and it was because former Russian dictators Lenin and Stalin gives it that to us after when they have killed to Russian Tsar who was leader in that country. Later the same dictator Stalin (Lenin die before) try to take a back that independent and start to war, but we shoot more Russian and we keep our independent but still we have to give some peace of our land away to Russia. Now we are part of European union so we don't have independent anymore like before, our former parlament and primeministers have give it away in free, but we have still littlebit our independent. Still our primeminister try to give everything away that we can be fulltime Europe country. Many people don't like that man and disagree him, but our parlament and primeminister will choose if we give away everything and we come to slave of Europe union.
Also i want to tell about our rival Jokers. I hate Jokers like usually HIFK fans do and many Jokers fan hate our team, but not Jokers owner. Joker teams owner is former HIFK fan and famous sailor who want's to buy HIFK before, but Frank Moberk who is our dictator don't want to sell. So he buy Jokers but i don't know if he still hate Jokers cause they never win the championship. Past to -90's they won many, but it was bacause they have best players then like Teemu "Finnish flash" Selänne. I don't know what is the reason why Jokers don't won any championships, but maybe it's because this half-Swedish owner still hates Jokers? Every year this owner "Hjallis" still say that they win and buy the players who has the best points in Europe. Also he always try to get some former HIFK players too, like this year he get Jarkko "Rat" Square (Ruutu) who has play HIFK before and many years in NHL. Some people says that Hjallis watch lot of text tv with his best friend, former Jokers CEO Matti "cardealer" Virmanen and then they buy the players who has best points in every league. So they have always good team in paper, but they still don't win anymore championships like past. Virmanen is not anymore in Jokers, still i believe that he's watching to text tv with Hjallis. There is now former Jokers player Keijo "Keke" (Keke means idiot in Helsinki slang) Säilynoja in Jokers CEO and former NHL player Jarmo "Keklu" (it's also slang and means knife) Kekäläinen to leader of the players. Kekäläinen was in HIFK sport leader in 1998 when HIFK won Championship, after that he goes back to NHL and starting to agent there and last he was assistant leader in St. Louis Blues and every summer he screaming to the players in summer when it was Blues time to scream player in NHL draft.
I hope this help some people who don't understand our Finnish language and don't hesitate to ask if you have some questions!
Edit: I write some more information.