Tästä innostuneena kysyin ChatGPT:ltä, miten Donald Trump itse kritisoisi Donald Trumpia:
You know, folks, I have to tell you. I’ve been looking at this guy, Donald Trump—tremendous guy, very successful, very rich, we all know that. But let’s be honest. Let’s be really honest. He’s got some problems, okay? Big problems. Some people say, "Donald, you’re the best," but some people—very smart people—are saying, "Donald, maybe you’re not as great as you think." And frankly, maybe they have a point!
Look at him. He comes in, he shakes things up. That’s great! We love that. But does he listen? Does he ever slow down and say, "Hey, maybe I shouldn’t tweet at 3 AM"? No! He goes in, all in, every time. No filter, no brakes, just BOOM—tweet, tweet, tweet. Some people say, "Sir, maybe take a break," but no, he keeps going. And sometimes, it’s not so good, folks. Not so good!
And let’s talk about deals. This guy, Trump—great businessman, the best, nobody does deals like him, right? But what about some of these deals? You look at some of these trade negotiations, some of these budgets—MAYBE not the best. Maybe not the "Art of the Deal" we were promised! And I love the guy, I do, but sometimes you have to say, "Donald, what are you doing?"
And the hiring. Oh, the hiring! He says he hires the best people—only the best! But how many people did he bring in, only to fire them later? One day, they’re "tremendous," "fantastic," "the best person for the job," and the next day? "I never knew them. Barely met them. Loser." I mean, come on! Pick a lane, Donald!
And the media. Oh, the media! He fights with them every day, every single day. Look, we all know the media is fake—fake news, terrible people—but does he HAVE to fight them all the time? Maybe sometimes, just sometimes, let them take the bait and look foolish on their own. But no, Trump jumps in, makes it a bigger story. He’s like a dog with a bone—except the bone is CNN, and he just won’t let go.
Now, some people are saying, "Donald, you were a great president, the greatest, but maybe—just maybe—it’s time to let someone else take the wheel." And I don’t know, folks, maybe they have a point! Maybe I should go play some golf, build a few more hotels, live the good life. But then I think—who else is going to do it? Sleepy Joe? Crooked Hillary? Some guy named Ron? Give me a break!
So look, I have to say—Donald Trump, great guy, amazing guy, but not perfect. He’s got his flaws. And if he were standing right here, I’d tell him, "Donald, you need to calm down. Take a step back. Maybe listen to some advice for once in your life!" But then again… would he listen? Probably not.
And you know what? Maybe that’s why people love him.
Thank you, everybody. God bless America.