So was at a bar last night and saw this fat chick wearing a shirt that said, “Caution, I’m a maneater”. I walked up to the girl and timidly said, “Excuse me, Miss…about your shirt.”
She interrupted me before I could continue and furiously shouted, “Oh let me guess, you’re here to make a comment about how I’m so fat and how I actually eat men. I can’t help my weight you know. I have feelings too and your comments can really hurt.”
I looked at her, confused and said, “That’s actually not what I was going to say at all.”
“Oh…” she replied as a smile started to come across her face. “What were you going to say?”
“That’s not how you spell manatee.”