Ruokalistojen helmiä!
Shrimp and crap salad for two. You can have crap on your pizza
tepid chicken salad with bread
We give you water only when you ask
(Café Rico, Turku 1997)
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Dead snails from Åland in garlic and butter sauce
The cock is recommending today's beef. We can serve your steak with much blood, some blood, medium or well-done.
(Ramada Hotel, Turku 1999)
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The house's tart is called Torttu in Finnish and is warm. Ice cream with warm bear halves and toffee sauce. Finnish mushroom salad - wild, salty and sticky mushrooms with cream sauce and pickles.
(Fransmanni, Turku 1993)
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Mexican burrito with mutilated chicken meat and salsa.
(Raxx, Turku 1998)
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Try traditional Finnish pee soup. We can bring the nuts and drinks to your room (room service card) Drink something if you want (room service card) On our breakfast table you will find the cheese, the meat and some others.
Omelet is made with recent eggs from a local farm where the
chickens are alive
(Hotelli Helka, Helsinki 1993)
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This week is "bird meat week" but we also have a good selection of mammal meat.
Japanese guests can have traditional breakfast with stinky rice and fishes.
Cocktails are served in bar and there only. You must drink
cocktails there only.
Blini served with cream and not real caviar
(Hamburger Börs, Turku 1997)
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Tar ice cream - Finnish special. Good for people who eat tar and lingon berries.
(Viking Restaurant Harald, Turku 1998)
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Children's hamburger is served with the French Pizzas after clock 21 are not. Sorry.
(Memphis, Helsinki 1994)
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Turku ja Helsinki, nuo kosmopoliittiset metropolit!
