Once again
Koska olen ollut lähes liikuttuneessa tilassa Hedberg-uutisen jälkeen, päätin empaattisena ihmisenä edes jollain lailla myötäelää ja yrittää auttaa teitin päiväkerhoa näin suurien tunteiden ollessa pinnalla. Tässä ulkopuolisen näkemys siitä minkälainen kansallislaulunne voisi olla:
Say your price Haaka-na
don't forget, my d-man
to include car and tax
fuck that deal, not within
no need for you in our team
that's what the mulletman says
be on call with one fax only
gripping your agent tight
shred that offer
enter gum
take my car
off to Pakila garden land
something's wrong, paper jam
heavy offers tonight
and they aren't from the Norwegian guys
dreams of Jere, dreams of Pasi
dreams of Ruutu's bros
and of Swedish d-men who won't bite
be on call with one fax only
gripping your agent tight
shred that offer
enter gum
take my car
off to Pakila garden land
now I lay me down to off-season
pray the NHL my guys to save
if I screw up before trade deadline
pray Virmanen my prospects to pass
hush little fan, don't say a word (on a sheet)
and never mind that rumor you heard
you fuckin' will be trained
in your DDR, in your seat
exit polite
enter mr Hyde
grand mullet
exit polite
enter mr Hyde
light my cigar
we're off to bumpy bumpy ride
Noh, vedetään nyt tämän päivän kunniaksi oikein kerran vielä kun kerran olen kuulemma - vittu - jäsenkin! Oisko jenkkipurkkaa jollain?
Anyway, täs ois
Baxter of Puppets:
End of power-play, crumbling away
I'm your source of midget D-men
Vesce that skates with fear, sudden death is near
Missing out your line's instructions
Crosscheck me you will see
Cook is all you need
you're dedicated to
how I'm coaching you
Come skating faster
obey your Baxter
Pena's life burns faster
obey your Baxter
Baxter
Baxter of red cats is killing the team
twisting the lines and benching cowboys
Blinded by Ahtola who can't score empty net
Showing my GameBook, `cause I'll hear you scream
Baxter
Baxter
Showing my GameBook, `cause I'll hear you scream
Baxter
Baxter
Stickwork the way, never you be played
rise of Rindell becoming clearer
Pena's monopoly, ritual misery
chop your fax machine in pieces
Board me you will see
Kibe is all you need
you're dedicated to
how I'm coaching you
5-man defense mastered
obey your Baxter
Lundell's contract gets longer
obey your Baxter
Baxter
Baxter of red cats is shitting the fans
banning the checks and emptying the seats
Smaller D-men in Eliterserien? Trade for them first thing!
Showing the GameBook, Petteri knows it's hoax
Baxter
Baxter
Showing the GameBook, Petteri knows it's hoax
Baxter
Baxter
Baxter, Baxter, Where's the wins that fans been after?
Baxter, Baxter, Pena's fax is stuck
Lundell, Lundell, All I see is 5-hole open
Lundell, Lundell, Pena's sargent of arms
Pena is worth all that, natural habitat
just a GM without a reason
Neverending maze, drift on numbered days
now your career is out of season
A real GM will occupy
A real GM will no-use you down
He will fax through you
He drives Mercedes too
Come poke-checking faster
obey your Baxter
Pena's life burns faster
obey your Baxter
Baxter
Baxter of noordis is coaching no more
no use of washed-up D-man no no
Blinded by Pasi 'cause he kicked your ass
Just call a cab, `cause I'll hear tires scream
Baxter
Baxter
Just call a cab, `cause your boarding is near
Baxter
Baxter
