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Vitsiä pukkaa – part II

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vastaantulija

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Määrätietoisesti HPK
Kuulemma jos ottaisi kaikki rahat, mitä länsimaissa käytetään ruokaan viikossa, saisi niillä ruokaa kolmannen maailman ihmisille kokonaisen vuoden ajaksi. Järkyttävää kyllä tajuta millaista ylihintaa me joudutaan maksamaan ruoasta.
 
Täällä Jatkoajassa on perustettuna yksi ketju, joka on vitseistä parhain.

 

Arnold

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
SM2013
Mitä eroa on lappalaisten ja stadilaisten pornon katsomisessa?

– Lappalaiset katsovat sitä kodissaan, stadilaiset himoissaan.
Tämä oli nerokas! Klassikko syntyessään.

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Mikä on lappalaisten suosikkipornosivusto?
- Porohub.
 

alwahla

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Flames, Canadiens, Kraken, HIFK
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff.

He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for license and registration.

The lawyer asks, "What for?"

The sheriff responds, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

The lawyer says, "I slowed down and no one was coming."

"You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration please," says the sheriff impatiently.

The lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

The sheriff says, "That sounds fair, please exit your vehicle."

The lawyer steps out and the sheriff takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer with it.

The sheriff says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
 

Wizzö

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
TPS, Helmisen SaiPalle sympatiat
Two australians goes to USA for a vacation and they rent a car.

They drove at the wrong side of the road and police stops them and yells at australians: "Did you come here to die!"

Australians answer: "No we came here yesterday."
 

alwahla

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Flames, Canadiens, Kraken, HIFK
The difference between theory and reality

A young boy approached his father and asked him if he could explain the difference between theory and reality. The father happily agreed to explain it in terms he would understand.

Father: “Run up to your older sisters room and ask her if she would have sex with a stranger for a million dollars”.

The boy ran up and asked his sister to which she replied, “Sure, I guess.”

The boy runs down and reports the news to his father to which his father replied: “Go ask your mother the same question”.

The boy ran upstairs and the mother replied: “That’s a lot of money, why not.”

The boy reports the news again.

Father: “You see son, in theory, we may be sitting on 2 million dollars....but in reality, we’re just living with 2 whores”.
 
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