Ishmael

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
HIFK, Vancouver Canucks
”Tuli mieleen, että hanskaankin voi vetää." Janne Hämäläinen kommentoi uransa ensimmäistä liigamaalia ottelun jälkeen.

sampio

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Menestyvin, sympatiat muille hyville.
”Niin paljon kuin internetiä halveksinkin, mun on myönnettävä, että internet pelastaa meidät uudelta vapaussodalta. Kuka viitsisi lähteä kaupungille osoittamaan mieltään tai edes kirjoittaa jotain vakavasti odotettavaa, kun voi sen saman työajan ja vapaa-ajan viettää vaikka pornografisilla sivustoilla? "
(Teemu Keskisarja)

Ralph

Jäsen
Ottawa Senatorsin 2019-vuoden kalenterin kansi.
Voisi olla pahempikin, jos Ryanin paikalla olisi ollut Duchene. Mutta hienoa varmaan pitää seinällä ja olla ylpeä Senatorsista.

Toivottavasti ei ole samat naamat myös eri kuukausien paikoilla.
 
"Ralph is known for his hilariously random one-liners, positive attitude and pure loopiness."

Nickelback

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
HIFK, NHL yleisesti
Voisi olla pahempikin, jos Ryanin paikalla olisi ollut Duchene. Mutta hienoa varmaan pitää seinällä ja olla ylpeä Senatorsista.

Toivottavasti ei ole samat naamat myös eri kuukausien paikoilla.
Eihän tuossa kuvassa Ryania kyllä ollu?! Ja Duchene siellä just oli.
 
Doing your best?
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the Prom queen!
-Sean Connery

Kari Runk

Jäsen
Eihän tuossa kuvassa Ryania kyllä ollu?! Ja Duchene siellä just oli.
Stone, Karlsson, Hoffman ja Ryan. Vasemmalta oikealle. Siis siinä alkuperäisessä kalenterissa.

@Vintsukka linkkasikin sitten tuon, missä Ryania ei ole ja Duchene on kuvaan muokattu.
 
"Että minua pistää vihaksi tämä ajattelu, että kaikki mielipiteet ovat muka tasa-arvoisia. Eivät ole. Osa on paskoja. Niiden takana ovat idiootit. Internet on kuin joku ajattelun Idols-kilpailu, että sinne vaan, sinne vaan jokainen, jolla ei ole mitään pätevyyttä ajatella monimutkaisia asioita, menee mesoamaan suuna päänä ilman minkäänlaista itsekritiikkiä, ja sitten loukkaantuu, kun joku ei vaan tykkää."

Fat Cat

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Jokerit
Ottawassa ollut aika haipakkaa konferenssifinaalien jälkeen. Twitterissä käyttäjä ryanclassic tehnyt hyvän koosteen:

ryan (@ryanclassic) | Twitter

The Ottawa Senators since losing in game 7 of the Eastern Conference Final. Take a deep breath, everyone...

• Bryan Murray passes away • Owner Eugene Melnyk threatens fans at outdoor game that he'll move team
• Melnyk tells Brent Wallace he'll "bury" him
• Most talented player in franchise history, Erik Karlsson, put on trade block
• Assistant GM Randy Lee accused of sexually harassing 19-year old bus driver
• Melnyk hires the Larry Flynt lawyer to represent Randy Lee
• New COO has to be hired before Randy Lee is suspended
• Randy Lee steps down
• After months, new assistant GM is finally hired
• Mike Hoffman’s girlfriend stalks and harasses Erik Karlsson and his wife online
• Fan favourite Turris is shipped off
• Team traded potential 1st-overall pick in 2019 for one year of Matt Duchene
• Started "rebuild" two months later
• Fans started revolt against owner, erecting billboards
• Daniel Alfredsson leaves again, this time from the front office
• Alfredsson later says to reporter he hopes a new owner comes soon
• Melnyk fires CEO, named himself new CEO • Erik Karlsson’s son is stillborn
• Craig Anderson and Mike Condon have career-awful seasons
• Anderson reportedly asks for trade, is still on team
• Condon has an even worse start to the next season, is never heard from again
• Not enough money for ushers in the third deck
• First town hall meeting allowed reporters but banned recording gear and laptops
• Town hall meeting where owner said Alfredsson wanted to leave
• Promise made to not trade Erik Karlsson at draft and make a contract offer
• Karlsson turns down offer that, allegedly, had no no trade protection
• Karlsson traded for Six Assets
• Karlsson states he believes if he'd signed offer he'd have been traded anyway
• Karlsson does not thank owner on way out • Jonathan Pitre passes away • Clarke MacArthur forced to retire from concussions
• Dion Phaneuf traded to LA, his retained salary is now 2nd-highest paid D
• Onesies with the team logo on it have been recalled for being a choking hazard
• Cody Ceci accidentally sets friend's girlfriend on fire
• Melnyk and Borowiecki have Twin Peaks-level interview
• When asked what fans can look forward to, Dorion pauses for over 5 seconds
• "We're a team"
• O logo replaced at centre ice by 3D centurion
• Team refuses to refund season tickets after Karlsson trade
• Season tickets down by 4,000
• Opening night heavy balls are dropped on fans
• Uber video showing players roasting assistant coach and defence
• Postmedia refuses to take down video, Ken Warren kicked off team charter
• Something called furry night actually referring to pets happens
• Team forgets to hire promo photographer for LGBTQ night until a week before event
• Team adopts dog, immediately go on losing streak
• Melnyk tells a group of sponsors - in Toronto - the team will spend near the cap in 2021
• "Five years of unparalleled success"
• Keith Tkachuk publicly states he wants Mark Stone signed to keep helping his son
• Matt Duchene traded to Columbus for Multiple Assets
• Ryan Dzingel traded a day later to Columbus for Multiple Assets
• Mark Stone traded to Vegas days later for Three Assets
• Duchene and Stone both say they received fair offers from Senators, decided not to sign
• Stone agrees to deal with Vegas in 30 minutes
• Stone says he likes Vegas' owners's commitment to winning
• Melnyk caught on video saying Stone trade has been planned for some time
• Six players remain from 2017 playoff roster
• Coach Guy Boucher fired under 24 hours after Dorion says decision will be made in spring
• Dorion jokes around during Boucher firing press conference
• Every single press release includes "rebuild" in some form
• Downtown arena deal starts and stops multiple times
• Pro-Melnyk Twitter bots use stock photos of women's faces
• Aimee Deziel, Chief Marketing Officer, says there are as many anti-Melnyk bots as pro-Melnyk bots
• Lebreton Flats Facts dot com
• Melnyk sues former Lebreton co-developer for $750M, is countersued for $1B
• Arbitrator brought in, deal falls completely apart
• Pierre Dorion refers to Mark Stone trade as his proudest moment as GM
• Dorion does not think there's a disconnect between team and fans
• Dorion inexplicably doxxes himself at Navan Arena
• Post-trade deadline radio call-in show lasts 12 hours
• After trading top six scorers from last season, Dorion tells team "no excuses"
• Doug MacLean and Brian Burke roast Dorion and Melnyk on Sportsnet
• Sharks made room for Karlsson by dumping Mikael Boedker on Ottawa in a previous trade
• Community ambassadors do media circuit talking about importance of community outreach less than 48 hours after no team (only Sens Foundation) presence at Capital Pride
• Dorion during his radio interview: "Fans are married to players. Marry new players. Get a new girlfriend."
• Fan has heart attack in the stands
• JG Pageau gets injured on the first day of training camp
• MacArthur's career was ended by a concussion sustained in training camp by a minor league teammate (Patrick Sieloff) who was later re-signed to an extension

Oma suosikki: After trading top six scorers from last season, Dorion tells team "no excuses"
 

pikkuvaimo

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Harley-Davidson ja Mercedes-Benz
Ottawassa ollut aika haipakkaa konferenssifinaalien jälkeen. Twitterissä käyttäjä ryanclassic tehnyt hyvän koosteen:

ryan (@ryanclassic) | Twitter

The Ottawa Senators since losing in game 7 of the Eastern Conference Final. Take a deep breath, everyone...

• Bryan Murray passes away • Owner Eugene Melnyk threatens fans at outdoor game that he'll move team
• Melnyk tells Brent Wallace he'll "bury" him
• Most talented player in franchise history, Erik Karlsson, put on trade block
• Assistant GM Randy Lee accused of sexually harassing 19-year old bus driver
• Melnyk hires the Larry Flynt lawyer to represent Randy Lee
• New COO has to be hired before Randy Lee is suspended
• Randy Lee steps down
• After months, new assistant GM is finally hired
• Mike Hoffman’s girlfriend stalks and harasses Erik Karlsson and his wife online
• Fan favourite Turris is shipped off
• Team traded potential 1st-overall pick in 2019 for one year of Matt Duchene
• Started "rebuild" two months later
• Fans started revolt against owner, erecting billboards
• Daniel Alfredsson leaves again, this time from the front office
• Alfredsson later says to reporter he hopes a new owner comes soon
• Melnyk fires CEO, named himself new CEO • Erik Karlsson’s son is stillborn
• Craig Anderson and Mike Condon have career-awful seasons
• Anderson reportedly asks for trade, is still on team
• Condon has an even worse start to the next season, is never heard from again
• Not enough money for ushers in the third deck
• First town hall meeting allowed reporters but banned recording gear and laptops
• Town hall meeting where owner said Alfredsson wanted to leave
• Promise made to not trade Erik Karlsson at draft and make a contract offer
• Karlsson turns down offer that, allegedly, had no no trade protection
• Karlsson traded for Six Assets
• Karlsson states he believes if he'd signed offer he'd have been traded anyway
• Karlsson does not thank owner on way out • Jonathan Pitre passes away • Clarke MacArthur forced to retire from concussions
• Dion Phaneuf traded to LA, his retained salary is now 2nd-highest paid D
• Onesies with the team logo on it have been recalled for being a choking hazard
• Cody Ceci accidentally sets friend's girlfriend on fire
• Melnyk and Borowiecki have Twin Peaks-level interview
• When asked what fans can look forward to, Dorion pauses for over 5 seconds
• "We're a team"
• O logo replaced at centre ice by 3D centurion
• Team refuses to refund season tickets after Karlsson trade
• Season tickets down by 4,000
• Opening night heavy balls are dropped on fans
• Uber video showing players roasting assistant coach and defence
• Postmedia refuses to take down video, Ken Warren kicked off team charter
• Something called furry night actually referring to pets happens
• Team forgets to hire promo photographer for LGBTQ night until a week before event
• Team adopts dog, immediately go on losing streak
• Melnyk tells a group of sponsors - in Toronto - the team will spend near the cap in 2021
• "Five years of unparalleled success"
• Keith Tkachuk publicly states he wants Mark Stone signed to keep helping his son
• Matt Duchene traded to Columbus for Multiple Assets
• Ryan Dzingel traded a day later to Columbus for Multiple Assets
• Mark Stone traded to Vegas days later for Three Assets
• Duchene and Stone both say they received fair offers from Senators, decided not to sign
• Stone agrees to deal with Vegas in 30 minutes
• Stone says he likes Vegas' owners's commitment to winning
• Melnyk caught on video saying Stone trade has been planned for some time
• Six players remain from 2017 playoff roster
• Coach Guy Boucher fired under 24 hours after Dorion says decision will be made in spring
• Dorion jokes around during Boucher firing press conference
• Every single press release includes "rebuild" in some form
• Downtown arena deal starts and stops multiple times
• Pro-Melnyk Twitter bots use stock photos of women's faces
• Aimee Deziel, Chief Marketing Officer, says there are as many anti-Melnyk bots as pro-Melnyk bots
• Lebreton Flats Facts dot com
• Melnyk sues former Lebreton co-developer for $750M, is countersued for $1B
• Arbitrator brought in, deal falls completely apart
• Pierre Dorion refers to Mark Stone trade as his proudest moment as GM
• Dorion does not think there's a disconnect between team and fans
• Dorion inexplicably doxxes himself at Navan Arena
• Post-trade deadline radio call-in show lasts 12 hours
• After trading top six scorers from last season, Dorion tells team "no excuses"
• Doug MacLean and Brian Burke roast Dorion and Melnyk on Sportsnet
• Sharks made room for Karlsson by dumping Mikael Boedker on Ottawa in a previous trade
• Community ambassadors do media circuit talking about importance of community outreach less than 48 hours after no team (only Sens Foundation) presence at Capital Pride
• Dorion during his radio interview: "Fans are married to players. Marry new players. Get a new girlfriend."
• Fan has heart attack in the stands
• JG Pageau gets injured on the first day of training camp
• MacArthur's career was ended by a concussion sustained in training camp by a minor league teammate (Patrick Sieloff) who was later re-signed to an extension

Oma suosikki: After trading top six scorers from last season, Dorion tells team "no excuses"
Onhan tuo ihan vitun surullista. Ei ole Oilers enää liigan suurin naurunaihe.
 
"That's bigger than me!" -Mia Khalifa

FutureHockey

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
TPS, NYI, Junnut ja Tilastot
Mikä homma tämä kaverin tyttöystävän tuleen sytyttäminen oli? :D Mennyt itseltä ihan ohi moinen.

Synkkää on Ottawalla. Onneksi pääsevät kesällä varaamaan Hughesin uuden alun merkiksi. Eikun..
 
Reijo Mäki kertoi, että aikanaan Turun Palloseurassa pelannut Mal Davis harrasti seksiä naisen kanssa kun muut juhlijat olivat lyöneet ympärillä tahtia. Aktin jälkeen Davis oli siirtynyt suoraan katsomaan videolta omia maalejaan.

@Kahvaajapakki - "Ei Per niin huono ollut kuin tilastot näyttävät. Oli ihan vitusti huonompi. #88"

Ishmael

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
HIFK, Vancouver Canucks
Twitteristä bongattua:

Brad Marchand has 666 career PIM. He plays his 666th career game tomorrow ... against the Devils.
Ja kukapa muukaan tekisi ottelun ainoan maalin kuin ”the number of the beast”.
 
”Tuli mieleen, että hanskaankin voi vetää." Janne Hämäläinen kommentoi uransa ensimmäistä liigamaalia ottelun jälkeen.

lasaleiko

Jäsen
En tiedä minkä ketjun asiaa tämä olisi, mutta mulle tää menee myös vähän huumorin puolelle. Nimittäin Tom Wilsonin itsehillinnän puute. Mitä nyt Capsin pelejä kauden mittaan kattonut niin kaveri kiihtyy nollasta sataan hetkessä ja sulake kärähtää saman tien.

On tietysti ihan hyvä piirre puolustaa omiaan, ja tietyllä tavalla pidän kaverista jolla on tuollaista särmää harmaan massan keskellä mutta....

Kaverin toiminta on kyllä jo ihan ylimitoitettua. Kun ei vaan kävis kellekään mitään, Jos en toivoisi kenellekään loukkaantumista, niin voisin sanoa että pari kunnon selkäsaunaa saattaisi rauhottaa kaverin. Toisaalta kun mahdollisuuksia on jo annettu, ja odotettavissa on että joskus keittää taas liian pahasti yli ja jotain juhaa sattuu leukaan, niin seuraava pelikielto voisi olla mallia 82 ottelua. Kyllä, tiedän ettei tällaista pelikieltoa tulla antamaan.

Jos joku tulkitsi kukkahattuiluna, niin tulkitsi väärin. Toistaiseksi on ollut vain huvittavaa seurata miten nopeasti kaveri osaa menettää hermonsa. Ja toisaalta parempi jos sääntöjenvastaisten taklausten sijaan näkee vain nahisemassa vihellysten jälkeen, niissä kun ei läheskään yhtä usein saa vastustajaa sairastuvalle pitkäksi aikaa.
 

vilpertti

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
San Jose Chokes
Ainoa kerta, kun on saatu onnellinen loppu kyseisen organisaation historiassa. Tirautin kyyneleen.
Joskus sinäkin kasvat aikuiseksi ja ymmärrät, että sekin on ihan hienoa jos oma suosikkijoukkue on täynnä hienoja ihmisiä. Itse asiassa parempi kuin jos voittaisi mestaruuden ja tiimi on täynnä mulkkuja joita ei voi sietää ja omistaja olisi ahne paskapää. Mestaruuksillakaan nyt ei ole noin niinkuin isossa mittakaavassa mitään merkitystä, mutta sillä miten me kohdellaan muita ihmisiä on.

Toivotan onnea henkilökohtaisen kasvun etsintääsi.
 
If that's true, if you don't know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.

Grainger

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Sotkamon Jymy
Sehän nyt lipsahti tunteisiin. Tarkoitukseni ei suinkaan ollut loukata. Kyseessähän oli äärimmäisen vakava tilanne, joka sai onneksi onnellisen lopun.

En ottanut kantaa mestaruuksiin mitenkään, mutta lähtökohtaisesti niiden voittaminen on kuitenkin olennaista huippu-urheilussa.

Kaikkea hyvää.
 
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