In English

[Evil]

All of a sudden it struck me like a lightning: we need a thread where we can discuss in English. Could be those two guys using English in the "Thread where everyone has to write, whether they have something to say or not", or could not. Whatever.

Feel free to boast, show off and piss others off if you like. Write about important stuff, sports related, music, bullshit or drunken babbling. I don't care, long as it's in English.

3,2,1... GO!

 

[Juicey]

I'm special.

 

[Evil]

I'm special.

Hang on until tomorrow; you'll be Saturday Night Special.

 

[tant gredulin]

I'll be your Friday Night Light, then. On any given Sunday.

 

[cottonmouth]

I'm special.

No, he's so not as one skijumper would say. Been there done that.

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From Palstapoliisi department with luv..

 

[obi-wan]

I'm special.

mommy told me i was special, that was why i took my own bus

 

[Evil]

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Naaaaah... fuck 'em. This will outdo 'em.

Let us turn our bright, trusting eyes towards the future instead of past.

 

[-OO-]

Got nothing to say, but I still love to hear my own voice. So let's try talking nonsense in english for a change.

 

[Evil]

So let's try talking nonsense in english for a change.

If I ought to do something for a change, it would be making sense.

But what the hell, let's go for it. You only die twice. Or was it live...

 

[tant gredulin]

Is Morgan Freeman on his way to Alzheimer or just horny? A candidate for Woody Allen -prize anyway: http://www.theinsider.com/news/2403022_Morgan_Freeman_Plans_to_Marry_Step_granddaughter_E_Dena_Hines

 

[Evil]

Is Morgan Freeman on his way to Alzheimer or just horny?

Before checking the link I'd say both.

 

[-OO-]

If I ought to do something for a change, it would be making sense.

But it's lot easier to just keep talking nonsense in different language, than actually start making sense...

 

[Evil]

After checking the link I have to say I have always been puzzled about those afro-american names. E'Dena... LaToya... LeBron... LaTasha... What kind of fucking names are those?!?! Should we call our kids LeMartti and LaPirkko?

 

[-OO-]

Is Morgan Freeman on his way to Alzheimer or just horny? A candidate for Woody Allen -prize anyway: http://www.theinsider.com/news/2403022_Morgan_Freeman_Plans_to_Marry_Step_granddaughter_E_Dena_Hines

Wow... The winner of Woody Allen -award 2009 without a doubt! Well, love doesn't know time or place but I think that's just fucking gross!

 

[-OO-]

After checking the link I have to say I have always been puzzled about those afro-american names. E'Dena... LaToya... LeBron... LaTasha... What kind of fucking names are those?!?!

Not to mention all the -ishas out there; LaKisha, Sasquisha, Taneisha etc. I've been wondering how anyone can pronounce those names: "Hello, my name is Shavondalyn Aquaneice VaGina Jackson". But I guess some americans are wondering the same thing about finnish names: "How can you fuckin' pronounce Niittymäki?? That's just ridiculous!!! Damn those stupid finnish names!!!".

 

[Kulttimörkö]

Not to mention all the -ishas out there; LaKisha, Sasquisha, Taneisha etc. I've been wondering how anyone can pronounce those names: "Hello, my name is Shavondalyn Aquaneice VaGina Jackson". But I guess some americans are wondering the same thing about finnish names: "How can you fuckin' pronounce Niittymäki?? That's just ridiculous!!! Damn those stupid finnish names!!!".

How about the -quas out there? All those Shaniquas, Moniquas, Daniquas and the rest... Then again, they call Selänne as Salami. Well, I bet he has one that his wife likes but there's a rumor that she likes Paul Kariya's too... Go figure.

 

[Evil]

Oh, you mean the old "hide the salami" -game. Daaaamn right.

 

[Maynard]

I'm not pissed you know... But I will be! Have a good one lads, I'm off!

 

[Kulttimörkö]

I'm not pissed you know... But I will be! Have a good one lads, I'm off!

There's a 50% chance that later in the evening you are pissed on. Then you will be seriously pissed off... Unless you like that sort of thing.

 

[Evil]

There's a 50% chance that later in the evening you are pissed on. Then you will be seriously pissed off... Unless you like that sort of thing.

If you take a shower, make sure it's a golden one.

 

[sampio]

Vak juu matovako.

Yeah, nothing to say. Bit ill and tired, I should go to bed and sleep well.

 

[Evil]

Vak juu.

Shut up, didn't I already tell you to behave when we left home?!?

 

[tant gredulin]

After checking the link I have to say I have always been puzzled about those afro-american names.

That's your main concern - the names? No wonder you call yourself Evil...

Anyway, I've got more of that stuff. Sonny & Cher's lesbian ex-daughter, nowadays son, has changed her/his name. The former daughter called Chastity (!) is now a son called Chaz. Here's Chaz with his (ahem) girlfriend: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/10/chaz-bono-steps-out-with_n_229534.html

 

[Evil]

That's your main concern - the names? No wonder you call yourself Evil...

Naaaah.. not the main concern. Just crossed my mind. I still say the battle between horny and the Big A is 50-50.

...or... It could be lurrrrrrrve.... (with the voice of Isaac Hayes).

 

[-OO-]

Then again, they call Selänne as Salami.

I'm really eager to see Magnus Pääjärvi-Svensson to enter NHL, it'll be hilarious to see how North American media can handle that name.