Anyone English (or German) speaking here?

[PIHLIS]

Hello everybody

7. Carmen is hurt and will have an operation at the beginning of June.
8. We are both moving and searching new appartments at the moment. And of course, the movement should also be prepared.


PS: On the new website, we will also have pictures of us. ;o)

7. I hope she'll be ok.
8. I have a room. ;) No.... I have a girlfriend allready. Well she could move, maybe not.

 

[Gags]

PS: On the new website, we will also have pictures of us. ;o)

I strongly suggest that you provide us with a large sample of photos of you guys, so we can choose the best ones to put on your website. How about that?

Ps. I´ve never been angry at you.

 

[Osmo Rapeli]

Good joke! :D

Uuhm, yeah. Thank god our names are not Heidi. But one of our friends is called Heidi and she would never wear white stockings and short national Swiss skirt. Sorry for you!

We never had but we can handle everything.

Uuups, sorry. Our mistake. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase, forgive us!

Greetings from Switzerland

Well, I can forgive you and her, black stockings will do just fine too. Purple stockings and white "knee socks" are fine too. Hell, even rubber boots would work, methinks! Or another top option, bare feet (all over!).

I've only been to Switzerland once, for a short moment, I was on my way to Hungary back then. Not the best memory I've got, on the hungarian border a australian friend of mine was arrested, no, he didn't have cocaine up his ass, and neither did I, his passport just wasn't ok at the moment. After that I tried to contact the border control several times, but didn't have much luck, only managing to catch a cleaning lady who had a slight memory of seeing someone australian there at some point. A few days later the friend calls us and says he's ok, he managed to get his ass to Budapest and was already drunk! Happy end.

Now what did that have to do with Switzerland? Not much, but I like to travel and I'm open and willing to to try all kinds of trips, journeys and adventures. Especially if it involves swiss girls who like to roam free around the world/country as well. Stockings or not.

~CHEERS!

 

[BitterX]

I don't think, the Swedens are better then you. But it's like the Swiss. You're getting to nervous when you have to play againt "big nations" and this is why you're loosing.

Amen. Exactly this is what makes us a bit worse - not much, but a bit. They keep on rocking, while the Finns start to shake, when it comes to important games. This is not only hockey, but almost every team sport. In addition, Sweden has real culture in team sports, Finland doesn't. There is a lot to learn.

 

[Sveitsi]

7. I hope she'll be ok.
8. I have a room. ;) No.... I have a girlfriend allready. Well she could move, maybe not.

7. Thank you.
8. Ok, twice furniture for a three-room-appartment, twice thousands of books, Carmen with her dog and Andrea with 11 mice into one room? How big is that room? ;)

 

[Sveitsi]

I strongly suggest that you provide us with a large sample of photos of you guys, so we can choose the best ones to put on your website. How about that?

Ps. I´ve never been angry at you.

Could be a problem, we have so many pictures of us, your internet breaks before you saw all of them ;o)

PS: Ufff, did you here the stone?

 

[Sveitsi]

Well, I can forgive you and her, black stockings will do just fine too. Purple stockings and white "knee socks" are fine too. Hell, even rubber boots would work, methinks! Or another top option, bare feet (all over!).

I've only been to Switzerland once, for a short moment, I was on my way to Hungary back then. Not the best memory I've got, on the hungarian border a australian friend of mine was arrested, no, he didn't have cocaine up his ass, and neither did I, his passport just wasn't ok at the moment. After that I tried to contact the border control several times, but didn't have much luck, only managing to catch a cleaning lady who had a slight memory of seeing someone australian there at some point. A few days later the friend calls us and says he's ok, he managed to get his ass to Budapest and was already drunk! Happy end.

Now what did that have to do with Switzerland? Not much, but I like to travel and I'm open and willing to to try all kinds of trips, journeys and adventures. Especially if it involves swiss girls who like to roam free around the world/country as well. Stockings or not.

~CHEERS!

Ja ja, scho guet. I think you would be surprised, when you meet us.

Thank god you didn't have drugs. As we are both customs officer it's our job to fight against that poison stuff!

Oh, we do like travel as well! It's great fun and you can meet some new (crazy) people.

Greets

 

[Sveitsi]

Amen. Exactly this is what makes us a bit worse - not much, but a bit. They keep on rocking, while the Finns start to shake, when it comes to important games. This is not only hockey, but almost every team sport. In addition, Sweden has real culture in team sports, Finland doesn't. There is a lot to learn.

But Finland is a young nation. You can still learn this. Your country reached a lot of things other (much older) nations did not and will not during the next years!

 

[Osmo Rapeli]

Ja ja, scho guet. I think you would be surprised, when you meet us.

Thank god you didn't have drugs. As we are both customs officer it's our job to fight against that poison stuff!

Oh, we do like travel as well! It's great fun and you can meet some new (crazy) people.

Greets

GRATE.

I'll keep notifying you as soon as I'll find out about my summer holiday. I'll leave the pot and mushrooms home, they won't bee needed on this TRIP. What else should I bring, anything special from Finland Funland?

(It's hard to bring a hedgehog or a reindeer)

 

[Sveitsi]

GRATE.

I'll keep notifying you as soon as I'll find out about my summer holiday. I'll leave the pot and mushrooms home, they won't bee needed on this TRIP. What else should I bring, anything special from Finland Funland?

(It's hard to bring a hedgehog or a reindeer)

-We would like to have two reindeer (one for each of us)
-Two kärppä
-A Dragon for Carmen
-A Unicorn for Andrea
-Nordic-Walking-Sticks
-Mini-Mega
-Pannu-Food
-Felix Pikkukurku
-That Mineral Water named "Koff"
-The second Best chocolat on the world (because the Swiss have the best one!!!)
-Yksi koivu
-No black sausage from Tampere
-A sauna
-Mumin
-Raksila Areena (with the players) ;-) and Juha Junno
-The finnish passport for each of us
-Northern lights
-1001 lakes

So, that's enough for the beginning. :o)

Greets from sunny Switzerland
A ja C

 

[Gags]

So, that's enough for the beginning. :o)

Greets from sunny Switzerland
A ja C

Now, I wonder what kind of customs officers Andrea and Carmen really are? Since at least a few of the items mentioned above, might be illegal to import to Switzerland. Or maybe I'm totally lost in this dialog between Golden and the girls, maybe the girls just wanted Golden to try smuggle all that in hope of getting to do a full rectal search on him. Nasty.

 

[Hack]

-That Mineral Water named "Koff"

Are you sure it's water? Try it and I think you'll be surprised. But Karhu is better.

 

[Sveitsi]

Now, I wonder what kind of customs officers Andrea and Carmen really are? Since at least a few of the items mentioned above, might be illegal to import to Switzerland. Or maybe I'm totally lost in this dialog between Golden and the girls, maybe the girls just wanted Golden to try smuggle all that in hope of getting to do a full rectal search on him. Nasty.

Sorry for you, but we are not those who are searching people. We are searching trucks.
And we would organise all approval for Golden.

Instad of joking about poor Golden, you could also come and help us moving. It's the 22 of July. :o)

 

[Sveitsi]

Are you sure it's water? Try it and I think you'll be surprised. But Karhu is better.

Yeah you don't know that? Koff is water with some ugly taste.

But we prefer real drugs like icetea, vanilla coke or hot chocolate.

 

[Sveitsi]

So, we arrived a few minutes ago back at home.
The operation is over, the hand is still at the arm and Carmen is still alive. She's a bit "gaga" but not much more than normaly. ;o)

 

[Osmo Rapeli]

Sorry for you, but we are not those who are searching people. We are searching trucks.
And we would organise all approval for Golden.

Instad of joking about poor Golden, you could also come and help us moving. It's the 22 of July. :o)

Yesss, I think it's better at this point that I send some of my servants to help you with the furniture, see I'm supposed to join a friends wedding on that day. Or perhaps you leave instructions to them and I'll take two swiss girls to the wedding, the invitation said nothing about the amount of avecs. Especially if they serve reindeer with mashed potatoes there...mmm...if not, I'm gonna serve some brown pudding to them.

All the other wishes are in the mail already, there was no dragon though so I sent you a friend of mine who can fart fire. Chilli food ain't too good for his stomach you know...

Send him back to his wife when you'll get tired of laughing at him.

One question: Is "mini-mega" a name for a hamburger, or is it some kinky joke about a male organ?

See you soon,

AWe

 

[Sveitsi]

Yesss, I think it's better at this point that I send some of my servants to help you with the furniture, see I'm supposed to join a friends wedding on that day. Or perhaps you leave instructions to them and I'll take two swiss girls to the wedding, the invitation said nothing about the amount of avecs. Especially if they serve reindeer with mashed potatoes there...mmm...if not, I'm gonna serve some brown pudding to them.

Oh no, you can't do that to us. You promissed your help if necessary! :o(

All the other wishes are in the mail already, there was no dragon though so I sent you a friend of mine who can fart fire. Chilli food ain't too good for his stomach you know...

Send him back to his wife when you'll get tired of laughing at him.

You are nice to your friends, aren't you. We don't wanna know how you handle with your enemies. ;o)

One question: Is "mini-mega" a name for a hamburger, or is it some kinky joke about a male organ?

Never been at Hesburger?

See you soon,

AWe

It seems not, because you're not coming.

But take care!

 

[Osmo Rapeli]

Oh no, you can't do that to us. You promissed your help if necessary! :o(

You are nice to your friends, aren't you. We don't wanna know how you handle with your enemies. ;o)

Never been at Hesburger?

It seems not, because you're not coming.

But take care!

Oh my, oh my, I almost totally completely fully forgot this smashing thread...naah, just kidding, I wouldn't forget you.

I will have my holiday on august or september. Wonder if you have some new furniture then, just for the sake of visiting your place? I'm personally looking for some new furniture to my new apartment, feel free to join me when choosing the right leather couches and red porn lights. Yesss, I'm a man with a vision...

I'm not nice to my enemies because that word is somehow lame...I prefer being gentle...and peaceful with my friends...and this doesn't mean I'm always lubricated, nothing kinky with that...uhm, unless you want me to be kinky.

Well, I must admit I've been to Hesburger a few times, just had ice cream there a few days ago...crushed swiss chocolate mixed with vanilla ice cream, that's like me visiting you grrrls.

Don't close your door on me,

Yours truly, Herr Doktor Golden AWe