Hemmo tuntuis kyllä NIIN IFK-kaappaukselta kuin mahdollista. Varsinkin kun Riksman pelaa vähän niin ja näin ja Lundell on mitä on.
Niin kuin Derrick sen ilmaisisi:
*RING RING*
Salak: Hello?
Nybondas: Hello Alexander! This is Tom Nybondas from Finland HIFK.
Salak: What? Tom of Finland? WTF?
Nybondas: No no! Ursäktä mig! Please, do not hang up the phone yet! I'm Tom Nybondas, the General Manager of the HIFK. You know, the famous and fearless brand hockey-team from Finland.
Salak: Oh yes.. The same fearless team who was eliminated by HPK in 2008-09 play-offs and in the next season by TPS? That one?
Nybondas: Hmm.. Yes, sad but true. The VERY same team.
*hiljaisuus*
Nybondas: BUT, ursäktä mig igen, we won the Championship last year!
Salak: Don't care. I play here in America nowadays. Hey, why did you call me anyway?
Nybondas: We are seariously lacking of valid goaltenders and I heard that you have had some tough times there. So these two situations combined could result a deal with us, right?
Salak: I see. One question. Is Sakari Lindfors still coaching goalies nowadays?
Nybondas: No no! We re-invented the player-coach system so our assitant goalie holds both playing and coaching duties. Groundbreaking, isn't it?!
Salak: Er.. And who happens to be that player-coach?
Nybondas: Well, Jan Lundell!
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