Hieman toisenlainen kausiennakko.
Parhaita paloja:
Baltimore Ravens
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"Weakness: On the whole, people get a depressed, nauseous feeling when forced to admit the Ravens are a pretty good football team"
Indianapolis Colts
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"Biggest Question: Why is this consistently excellent team so unbelievably boring to watch?"
Minnesota Vikings
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"Weakness: The Vikings have struggled to prepare for opponents ever since Minnesota Child Protective Services seized Brad Childress' entire tape collection"
Green Bay Packers
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"Strength: After giving up 50 sacks in 2009, Green Bay's offensive line appears to have forgiven Aaron Rodgers for whatever he did"
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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"Weakness: Looking at this roster, it may not be the best year to play in a stadium where fans have access to several functioning cannons"
Dallas Cowboys
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"Intangibles: Fuck the Dallas Cowboys and every fucking thing they stand for; special teams"
Arizona Cardinals
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"Weakness: Kurt Warner is getting slower and less accurate because he has retired and is never, ever coming back"
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