Theodorean Rhapsody
Theodorean Tragedy
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Lost by a landslide,
No escaping the media spree,
Open your eyes
Look down on the ice
and see...
I'm not a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Because they always score easy goals
Mostly high, sometimes low,
Anywhere the puck goes, doesn't really matter to me
to me
My Papa, tried to kill a man
Put a gun against his head
He's a loanshark, got arrested
Gainey, I had just begun
I feared my family had thrown it all away
Gainey
Thanks for standing by my side
But if I'm backup again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if nothing really matters
Too late, my timing's gone
My new equipment's not really fine
My groin's aching all the time
So goodbye everybody,
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and start out new
Gainey,
I don't wanna leave
I sometimes wish I'd never been MVP
I see a little bit'o'scalpo thru my mane
Cuz the mousse, cuz the mousse
Leaves it all dry and tangled
Toques and masks are tightening
Very, very frightening me
Why Alberto?! (Why Alberto?!)
Why Alberto?! (Why Alberto?!)
Alberto v05 salon hot oil
I'm just a rich boy, simple plan and SUV
He's just a rich boy, from a baaad family
Spare him his pride as his hairline recedes
Easy come, easy go, will I let it go?
Propecia! No! I will not let it go
( Let him go!)
Propecia! I will not let it go
( Let him go!)
Propecia! I will not let it go
(Let him go!)
Will not let it go
(Let him go!)
Grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow
Oh doctor please, hey Mulder please
'Cuz Guy Lafleur has a hairpiece put aside for me,
For me!
For me!
So you think you can boo me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can bench me and give Huet a try?
Oh, Gainey... don't do this to me, Gainey
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here.
Valitettavasti jää sanoitus hiukan kesken mutta silti, helvetin hauska!