1. -Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
2. -Now you can watch! I'm entering uncharted territory. Taking the road that leads to equality, with God. You can't come with me... I must travel alone but you may look on, and marvel.
-That's very kind of you.
-Indeed it is. There have been men who have been burned alive or disemboweled for just a glimpse of what you are about to witness.
3. *tähtää kiväärillään* -Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
*tähtää kiväärillään* -My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust.
*tähtää kiväärillään* -O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not my enemies triumph over me.
4. -Soviet power is a myth. Great show. There are no spare parts. Nothing is working, nothing, it's nothing but painted rust. But you, you need to keep the Russian myth alive to maintain your military industrial complex. Your system depends on Russian being perceived as a mortal threat. It's not a threat. It was never a threat. It will never be a threat. It's a rotted, bloated cow.
5. -Ok, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. What's it gonna be like up there?
-200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that.
-Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That's all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable.