1. -I'm not afraid of the man who wants ten nuclear weapons, Colonel. I'm terrified of the man who only wants one.
2. -Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
-Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
-Oh, won't you sit down?
-Cream?
-No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.
3. -Oh, hi, Frank. Say, we finally got that model D83 Swedish sure-grip suck machine that you ordered.
-It's a gift.
4. -OK: any historic figure.
-I'd fight Gandhi.
-Good answer.
-How about you?
-Lincoln.
-Lincoln?
-Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.
5. -Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can.
6. -This morning God gave us a great victory, but it is nothing compared to what he is ready to give us now. I know you are all tired and hungry, but I swear to you that even if these English were hanging from the clouds by their fingertips we would pull them down before nightfall. Now let all those who love me... follow me! Follow me!