1. -When I introduce you, I'm gonna say, "This is a friend of mine." That means you're a connected guy. Now if I said instead, this is a friend of ours that would mean you a made guy. A Capiche?
2. - Uh, well, if anyone from the, uh, from the IRS is watching, I... forgot to file my, my, my 1040 return. Um, I meant to do it today, but, uh...
-That's no joke. They'll jump on him!
3. -Ah, forget it, boyo. You're as like to have angels fly out your arse as get next to the likes of her.
4. -The exchange of bodily fluids, do you know what that leads to?
-Yeah, I do! Kids, smoking, a desire to raid the fridge.
5. -Mrs. Robinson, I can't do this anymore.
-You what?
-This is all terribly wrong.
-Do you find me undesirable?
-Oh no, Mrs. Robinson. I think, I think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends. I mean that.