So I was in Finland the other day, the country where they rake the forests, you should see it, they really do, it's true, and there are a lot of fires there, but not in the forests because they rake them, unlike in California, where liberal Gavin Newsom, or as I call him the "New-scum", is the governor, anyway, in Finland, which is close to Russia, by the way, there would be no war in Ukraine, if I were re-elected, there would be only peace in Ukraine, because we would stop sending money to Ukraine, money that we can't afford, and many people in the congress agree, so in Finland there was a department store, big beautiful department store, or as they call it when there is a supermarket next to it, they call it hypermarket, I like that word, big word, strong word, hyper, I really like it, and this hypermarket it had that smell, the smell of fire, I could sense it, no one else could, quite frankly, and then I went in and I saw the flames, big tall flames, and I went in and I stopped the fire, no fire extinguisher, no fire extinguisher, just these, these two beautiful, big hands, they really are big, and the fingers long, unlike some people are saying, by the way that's fake news, so I have no problem with the hands or anything else, and I put down the fire - bing, bing, bong, bong - just like that, and this big, tall, muscular, strong guy, the fire chief, also very handsome by the way, straight out of central casting, came down to me and grabbed me, with tears pouring down his face, and it happens every time, and many times and he said to me "Sir, Mr. President, thank you so much for saving our country"
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