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Jääkiekko in English

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Suosikkijoukkue
Steelborn, Ich bin ein mouhijärveläinen
My acquaintances, in fact my ol' continental acquaintances, frequently inquire, what this song "Timppa saunoo" sung by Ismo is all about. Well, it is quite facile to elucidate.

The song is based on another song called “Poika saunoo” (a lad is taken to the sauna). The Finns call the winning trophy “the lad”. Referring to the trophy as the lad is founded on a Finnish tome, wherein the lad was as a metaphor for a bowl, which was used for distilling spirits. And the sauna is a customary locale wherein Finns rejoice triumph. Subsequent to a splendid triumph, the lad is obviously escorted to the sauna.

But in this Ismo's version, instead of a lad, it is Timppa who goes to the sauna. Who the hell is Timppa then? He is the sauna king, who competes against the Finns’ archenemy, the Russian. Indeed, the Russian perished during the competion but shit happens.

Moreover, the ditty is a rendition of an ancient Finnish jest: a Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian are in a sauna and resolve to hold a contest of who can endure longest in the sauna. First, the Norwegian departed, then the Swede and after a considerable while the Finn bellowed for the other two to come and assist him because his balls were wedged between the planks.

Following this discreet elucidation delineated afore, it is facile to comprehend what the song verses narrate, right?

Timppa is having sauna
Emits more vapour
Does not suffer any agony
And the Russki is dead in the sauna
But Timppa is still enjoying the sauna
The hue of his visage is already altering
And will surely reduce some weight
And the russian is dead in the sauna

One inhales water vapour already
On the planks sits a valiant uncle
This contest was awaited all winter
One needs no other food than a hundred kilo sauna ham
A sport cannot get any better than this
Sit on your bottom as if you almost die
But it is worth it
The main prize is to win a Harvia stove

Timppa is having sauna
The hue of his visage is already altering
And will surely reduce some weight
And the russian is dead in the sauna
The meter shows one hundred and ten
Painkillers are used
By The Russian who died in the sauna

The rules are strict in this contest
One must not have vaseline in one’s sleeve
Every minute one must show a thumb
But that did not save the dumb
More steam comes at an incredible pace
Russian bends, Timo’s might prevails
But what snapped in your posterior
Guess what it was the roast timer

Timppa is having sauna
The Russki never made it back
Timppa is having sauna
Timppa is having sauna
Never made it back
Never made it back
The Russki never made it back
But Timppa’s roasting well
And won’t abandon his hot rack
The reason’s clear to tell
His bollocks wedged within the slats
He’s trapped in sauna hell

Timppa! Timppa!
Timppa! Timppa!
Timppa! Timppa!
Timppa saunoo!
 

Hande75

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
LiverpoolFC, Jokerit, suomalaiset NHL:ssä ja Lauri
Florida Panthers won Lordi not heavy metal band Stanley Cup 2024 Oilmen from Edmonton lost game 7 just 1-2 2-1. There were 4 finnish players and 4 other finnish who celebrated victory.
 

hooceebruins

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Boston Bruins, Janette Lepistö
The biggest speech in finnish ice puck genre is that can Andy Pennilless prove all the finnish speaking audiences that he can manager finnish ice puck platoon in tall level. Many say that he is unhappy manager, because he didn't shake palms with enemies, when his platoon, Lynx of Tampere lost to Kuopios Fish Cocks. Pennilless also likes to self help himself with Tommy Hellrock, which many ice puck successors don't like. Maby he is new Hair-Jukka or not, we will have to see.
 

Buster

Jäsen
There were 4 finnish players and 4 other finnish who celebrated victory.
Jees boks. The Florida Panthers (not the candy but the big cat) shipcaptain was Sasha Barkov jr. who played for the Battle-Axes here in finland. The now team of the famed hockey warrior Brother-Matt Claywoman who is famous for eating pucks, twisting corners and making masks for goals. Any way, Barkov is the first finnish captain to take his team to the can, but the partied NHL and media didnt give him top player reward.

I was most happy for Tom Square, the help-coach of Florida. He played in bad teams with no chance of dropgames. He only won championship in the earthteam. Maybe he will come the second finnish main coach of NHL someday. Or maybe upcoming Lion King.

I think one of the key parts for Florida this year in the finals was Eetu Monastery from Hedgehoglake. Trusty, multisided thirdchainer, a missing link to make any chain better. The way he fell front of the puck in the third batch when the paint was empty. Oh boys.

8 new finnish stanley cup champions! Lets tear wet two handed.
 

Hande75

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
LiverpoolFC, Jokerit, suomalaiset NHL:ssä ja Lauri
Connor McDavid or Deivid MäkKonnor sometimes finnish language articulation was awarded Änäri the best importantest gamer or B.I.G. in Änäris Falling Games. He made some dots but it didn't enough again. I understand his pain. He was little bit sad of course my horse. Känädiän team must wait once again biggest prize in Jääkiekko.
 

finnjewel

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Porin Ässät, KooKoo, KPL, Kiovan Dynamo
The loss in game seven was well deserved for Oil Workers.
Giving sparks to Jesse Wadinglake was a disgraceful act.
 

Hippi Hiiri

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
SaiPa, Nanna Karalahti
A few words about Saimaas Ball's international followers. I know you plenty.

Former owner-CEO-Sportsactiondirector Juicy Finnishmark negotiated a great deal with Turkish investors representing Indian construction company in Italy in German. Saimaas Ball only had to pay them 200 000 euros to spönsör Saimaas Ball. But it was all a lyi. They made an act of disappearance.

Later Finnish tax bear was about to take Saimaas Ball to concurs. Luckily new owners became, like Will Broken. We don't know all the new owners yet because juridical reasoning. If you don't have juridical reasoning even you can pay.

In the last, SaiBa took a new headcouch Amger Pearly. He is a LEDGEND and everyone here remembers famous "shoot, Pearly, shoot, NOOoohhh" shouted by introducer Seashore but Pearly passed to defender Applesbuttbay who shot.

Aroused for the season 24-25 of SaiBa!
 

#7

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Jokerit
How is drinking during the icehockeygame? Everybody knows if you don't drink there will come a liquid wolf. Who is better, water or sportdrink?
 
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