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Ambi

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Jokerit
Heh

Canadian Temperature Chart

1. 50° Fahrenheit (10° C) Californians shiver uncontrollably, Canadians plant gardens.
2. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) Italian cars won't start, Canadians drive with the windows down.
3. 32° Fahrenheit (0° C) American water freezes, Canadian water gets thicker.
4. 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last barbecue season.
5. -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) Mt. St. Helens freezes, Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
6. -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole, Ottawa canal opens for skating.
7. -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) Ethyl alcohol freezes, Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
8. -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops, Canadians start saying "cold eh?"
9. -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) Hell freezes over. Ottawa Senators win Stanley Cup.
 
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V-man

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Oulun Kärpät
Laitoin googlen kuvahakuun hakusanaksi "beavis butthead" ja esiin pompsahti tämä. En tiedä miksi. Jokatapauksessa jokin tuossa kuvassa vaan naurattaa pirusti
 
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redcat

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
HIFK, SAFC, Denver Broncos, LA Kings, TB Rays
Joukkueurheilussa tavallaan harmillisiin tilanne on se, että ei saada joukkuetta kasaan. Tällä joukkueella kävi juuri siten, mutta lukekaapa kohdasta "tilitys" erinäisistä syistä siihen. Jotkut kuulostavat jopa hupaisilta. :-)
 
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MiLLa

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
HPK
Re: Jyrki Koskinen..

Viestin lähetti iiron_troikka
Siis onko tämä "uunituoredatanomipistecom" nyt vitsi vai ei.
Laajenna klikkaamalla

Noup, ei ole vitsi vaan Jylpyn omat kotisivut... Kuten urlikin sanoo "uunituoredatanomi" kauppojen seinissäkin on kuvallisia ilmoituksia atk-avusta..
 
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Hiili

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
HIFK
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is:

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

Vanha, mutta kestänee useamman kierroksen. Täältä lainasin.
 
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mikse

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Jokerit, Manchester United, Edmonton Oilers
Re: Re: Jyrki Koskinen..

Viestin lähetti MiLLa
Noup, ei ole vitsi vaan Jylpyn omat kotisivut... Kuten urlikin sanoo "uunituoredatanomi" kauppojen seinissäkin on kuvallisia ilmoituksia atk-avusta..
Laajenna klikkaamalla

Eipä toimi sivut enää. Tai siis sanoo ettei ole pääsyä servulle. Olisko näillä kommenteilla jotain osaa asiaan? ;)
 
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