Hello you everybody! It was dosi nice to read so many good stories about the other teams and famous players! Now all the foreign countryers can think that we Finnish ice disc bench-sporters are very good in English, and that makes our life easy, because we are always thinking what the foreign countryers are thinking about us. Just think about it!
I have to tell you about these two teams from the town of Hesa. Some people in TV and radio and message papers think these two teams are the only teams in the Finnish Disc Liga. And they are right, because it is readable from the message papers: everything in message papers is believed.
Anyway, the most bestest man in the world, Mikael Granlund, who is famous about his airwavegoals and just is perfect in all ways, plays in Hesa Comrades of Sport. He used to play for Oulu Stouts, and the JariKurri of Stouts was giving Mikael many many ice hockey sticks and even some that were made of composiitte. But for some reason Mikael wanted money instead, and then he moved to Hesa and started to play for Comrades and Butt-buddyes of Helsinki Sweden. Kari "Beak" Jalonen was the JariKurri of Hesa Comrades Sport Without Physic Fitness then.
The other Hesa team is called "Batmans enemies". They are all very very rich, and that teams JariKurri is famous sailing man, Hjallis Harkimo, who has many many chins and changes wifes like socks. The people who fan the Batmans enemies are called Ultras. They mainly ponder about what color jumpsuits they should be wearing (this year they have Spain-jumpsuits), and when they have breaks, they buy buns and divide them with each others. Thats why they are somedays called bundividers.
Some times ago, Saimaas Ball (my favorite team) and Batmans enemies played against each others in play-offs. Hjallis Harkimo, who loves horses also, was filled the Batmans enemies ice disc rink, called Hartwall Arena, with horses for some reason, and therefore the first games were played in Lappeenranta Racepark. Saimaas Ball is normally kept as the throwing bag of Finnish Liga, and it was big success to get into the playoffs. Because Hartwall Arena was full of horses, Saimaas Ball won two first games, and then in the third game, all the horses were catapulted away from the Hartwall Arena (they landed in Bori, which happened to save the unemployed welders from hunger death) and the game was played in Hesa. But every people from Saimaas Ball home town, Lappee's beach, put on a yellow shirt and came into the Hartwall Arena, and Saimaas Ball won Batmans enemies for the third time and all the millionaires cryied and complained and Hjallis catapulted everybody out from his Arena and began to sail around it furiously. Anyway, that was the happiest day of my life, I still remember how the drunken paint guard of Batmans enemies, Parris Duffus, accidentally headed the last goal of the game in hi's own paint, Tero Haemaelander was the player who passed the disc for Parris while all the other millionaires were riding Dale McTavish before the paint.
Also, I must now tell about this very weird player from Kuopio. He is Kimmo Kapanen, and he is a neeger. True story. His brothers wife also divides her bun, but it is not known if he supports Batmans enemies.