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Lätty

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Ilves
The Streets

1. Are you male or female?

Has it come to this?

2. Describe yourself

Such a twat.

3. How do some people feel about you?

What is he thinking?

4. How do you feel about yourself

Fit but you know it.

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend

Same old thing.

6. Where would you rather be?

Wouldn't have it any other way.

7. Describe what you want to be

Not addicted.

8. Describe how you live

Too much brandy.

9. Describe how you love

Who dares wins.

10. Share a few words of wisdom

Geezers need excitement.
 

Grohl

Jäsen
System of a Down

1. Are you male or female?

Gonorrhea gorgonzola

2. Describe yourself

There's something wrong with me

3. How do some people feel about you?

You never want to lose

4. How do you feel about yourself

My cock can walk right through the door

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend

Where the f**k are you?

6. Where would you rather be?

In a bubble jungle

7. Describe what you want to be

The armed response of an entire nation

8. Describe how you live

It's a non-stop disco

9. Describe how you love

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM

10. Share a few words of wisdom

Life, so, unnecessary
 

Radek

Jäsen
Lostprophets

Perhana, kun joku oli vienyt jo Faith no moren..

1. Are you male or female?
We Are Godzilla - You Are Japan

2. Describe yourself
Shinobi Vs. Dragon Ninja

3. How do some people feel about you?
Still Laughing

4. How do you feel about yourself
We Still Kill The Old Way

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend
...And She Told Me To Leave

6. Where would you rather be?
Last Summer

7. Describe what you want to be
I Don't Know

8. Describe how you live
Handsome Life Of Swing

9. Describe how you love
To Hell We Ride

10. Share a few words of wisdom
Five Is A Four Letter Word
 

Lucy

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Jokerit, Ducks, HJK, ManUtd
Green Day

1. Are you male or female?
She

2. Describe yourself
Basket Case

3. How do some people feel about you?
Walking Contradiction

4. How do you feel about yourself
No One Knows

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend
Walking Alone

6. Where would you rather be?
Holiday

7. Describe what you want to be
Jesus Of Suburbia

8. Describe how you live
Scumbag

9. Describe how you love
Panic Song

10. Share a few words of wisdom
Ha Ha You're Dead
 

Kyle

Jäsen
Klamydia

1. Are you male or female?
Tosi miäs

2. Describe yourself

Olen neitsyt

3. How do some people feel about you?

Hullujen kuningas

4. How do you feel about yourself

Onneton automekaanikko

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend

Nina Autio

6. Where would you rather be?

Körttiseuroissa

7. Describe what you want to be

Kansanedustaja

8. Describe how you live

Pilke silmäkulmassa

9. Describe how you love

Narkkarirakkautta

10. Share a few words of wisdom

Ulkonäkö suojaa sukupuolitaudeilta
 

katjuska

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
TPS
69 Eyes

1. Are you male or female?

Gothic Girl

2. Describe yourself

Alive

3. How do some people feel about you?

Wasting the Dawn

4. How do you feel about yourself

Too Much To Loose

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend

Starshine

6. Where would you rather be?

Dawn's Highway

7. Describe what you want to be

Lady Luck

8. Describe how you live

Sleeping with Lions

9. Describe how you love

Forever More

10. Share a few words of wisdom

Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams

[Jösses, että oli vaikeeta]
 

Lawless

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
HIFK
Blue Tears

1. Are you male or female?

Mystery Man

2. Describe yourself

Mad, Bad & Dangerous To Know

3. How do some people feel about you?

Girl Crazy

4. How do you feel about yourself

Racing With The Moon

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend

Summer Girl

6. Where would you rather be?

Halfway To Heaven

7. Describe what you want to be

Love Machine

8. Describe how you live

Loud Guitars, Fast Cars And Wild, Wild Women

9. Describe how you love

Forever Yours

10. Share a few words of wisdom

Follow Your Heart
 

kingstonwall

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
HIFK
Leevi And The Leavings

1. Are you male or female?
Syntisen kaunis mies

2. Describe yourself
Köyhän miehen danny

3. How do some people feel about you?
Ei mikään robin hood

4. How do you feel about yourself
Vakosamettihousuinen mies

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend
Turkmenialainen tyttöystävä

6. Where would you rather be?
Pohjoisen taivaan alla

7. Describe what you want to be
Pikku prinsessa

8. Describe how you live
Ei tytöt sitä tietää saa

9. Describe how you love
Rakkauden työkalu

10. Share a few words of wisdom
Pimeä tie mukavaa matkaa
 

Fanduli

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
pohojoosen poijjaat
SHANIA TWAIN

1. Are you male or female?

Any Man Of Mine

2. Describe yourself

I Ain´t Goin´ Down

3. How do some people feel about you?

Leaving Is The Only Way Out

4. How do you feel about yourself

Man! I Feel Like A Woman!

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend

She´s Not Just A Pretty Face

6. Where would you rather be?

In My Car (I´ll Be The Driver)

7. Describe what you want to be

I´m Holdin´ On To Love (To Save My Life)

8. Describe how you live

It Only Hurts When I´m Breathing

9. Describe how you love

(If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here!

10. Share a few words of wisdom

If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!
 

pata13

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Ässät, Lajinsa Viimeiset, Polk High
Viikate:

1. Are you male or female?

Jalkamies

2. Describe yourself

Taivaallinen mies

3. How do some people feel about you?

Sydämellistä

4. How do you feel about yourself

Häpeän lyhty

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend

Suojelusenkeli

6. Where would you rather be?

Pihamaa

7. Describe what you want to be

Reino Helismaa

8. Describe how you live

Roudasta Rospuuttoon

9. Describe how you love

Vasten kuutamon siltaa

10. Share a few words of wisdom

Tuoni tuo, tuoni vie
 

smasa

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Jokerit, Djurgårdens IF, Eintracht Frankfurt
Autopilot Offin sanoin

1. Are you male or female?
Byron Black

2. Describe yourself
I'm Thinking

3. How do some people feel about you?
Nowhere Fast

4. How do you feel about yourself
Voice in the Dark

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend
Missing the Innocence

6. Where would you rather be?
Walk on Water

7. Describe what you want to be
Generator

8. Describe how you live
Blessed by a Nightmare

9. Describe how you love
Dawn to Dusk

10. Share a few words of wisdom
Raise Your Glass
 

PV

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Titaanit
SMITHSin piristävä ja elämäniloa pursuileva kymppi:

1. Are you male or female?
Paint a vulgar picture

2. Describe yourself
Sweet and tender hooligan

3. How do some people feel about you?
Unloveable

4. How do you feel about yourself
Half a person

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend
I want the one I can't have

6. Where would you rather be?
Back to the old house

7. Describe what you want to be
Asleep

8. Describe how you live
Barbarism begins at home

9. Describe how you love
Hand in glove

10. Share a few words of wisdom
Pretty girls make graves
 

Cube

Jäsen
Tool oli tehty jo kahdesti, joten... Rotten Sound:

1. Are you male or female?
- StrongMan (No hei - ei...)

2. Describe yourself:
- I, a Product

3. How do some people feel about you?
- Fanatic Motherfucker

4. How do you feel about yourself:
- Corporate Fuck

5. Describe your girlfriend:
- A Religion?

6. Where would you rather be?
- Jesus Christ Fan Club

7. Describe what you want to be:
- Walking Corpse

8. Describe how you live:
- Fail and Fall

9. Describe how you love:
- Obey

10. Share a few words of wisdom:
- Chainsaw is God
 

Cairns

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Miesten ringettemaajoukkue
1. Are you male or female?
- Sick boy

2. Describe yourself:
- I'm not Jesus

3. How do some people feel about you?
- King of fools

4. How do you feel about yourself:
- Now I wanna sniff some glue

5. Describe your girlfriend:
- When she begins (to rock, honey, I begin to roll)

6. Where would you rather be?
- Down here (with the rest of us)

7. Describe what you want to be:
- Mommy's little monster

8. Describe how you live:
- Reach for the sky

9. Describe how you love:
- Beat your heart out

10. Share a few words of wisdom:
- Don't drag me down
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Amadeus

Jäsen
1. Are you male or female?

Valonkantaja

2. Describe yourself

Syntynyt köyhänä

3. How do some people feel about you?

Fiksu ja kypsä

4. How do you feel about yourself

Ote irtoaa

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend

Pahan ilman lintu

6. Where would you rather be?

Kadotettu paratiisi

7. Describe what you want to be

Joku kuten minä

8. Describe how you live

Mä haluaisin ampua ne kaikki

9. Describe how you love

Kaikki on mahdollista

10. Share a few words of wisdom

Pakko päästä pois
 

H2O2

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
KalPa
Ismo Alanko

1. Are you male or female?
- Ihminen

2. Describe yourself:
- Minä minusta minuun

3. How do some people feel about you?
- Rappiolla

4. How do you feel about yourself:
- Kriisistä kriisiin

5. Describe your girlfriend:
- Pulu

6. Where would you rather be?
- Tuulipuvun tuolla puolen

7. Describe what you want to be:
- Säkenöivä voima

8. Describe how you live:
- Reippaina käymme rekkain alle

9. Describe how you love:
- Ekstaasiin

10. Share a few words of wisdom:
- Älä syö liisteriä
 

Thoke

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Masokistien ja pessimistien suosikki=SaiPa
Scooter

1. Are you male or female?

I'm Your Pusher

2. Describe yourself

Space Cowboy

3. How do some people feel about you?

Well Done, Peter

4. How do you feel about yourself

Take A Break

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend

She's The Sun

6. Where would you rather be?

Stuttgart

7. Describe what you want to be

Sex Dwarf

8. Describe how you live

Raving in Mexico

9. Describe how you love

Like Hypa Said

10. Share a few words of wisdom

Don't Let It Be Me
 

Troy

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Pittsburgh Steelers
1. Are you male or female?

Get it in writing

2. Describe yourself

User friendly

3. How do some people feel about you?

Long lost

4. How do you feel about yourself

Flat baroque

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend

Collateral damage

6. Where would you rather be?

The Oz

7. Describe what you want to be

Runaway train

8. Describe how you live

Cabin fever

9. Describe how you love

Morning rush hour

10. Share a few words of wisdom

Over easy
 

scholl

Jäsen
Tää on sikahankala, kun pitää olla vain yhden artistin kappaleita, mutta pakko vetää sisulla.

Udo Jürgens:

1. Are you male or female?

Marathon-Mann

2. Describe yourself

Matador

3. How do some people feel about you?

Stolze Verlierer ;) ;)

4. How do you feel about yourself

Siebzehn Jahr, blondes Haar

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend

Maria

6. Where would you rather be?

Buenos Dias, Argentina

7. Describe what you want to be

Der Champion

8. Describe how you live

Jeder so, wie er mag

9. Describe how you love

Tää on pirun hankala. Voisin sanoa:
Hautnah tai Liebe ohne Leiden vai Solande du mich willst. No sanotaan:
Hautnah

10. Share a few words of wisdom

Griechischer Wein

Näissä kyselyissä ihmiset aina pohtivat, että valehtelivatko vai ei. No laitan itselleni extrakysymyksen:
11: Valehtele!

Ich war noch niemals in New York
 

Jääkuutio

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Bruins + ex-Kiekko-Espoo
Raised Fist

1. Are you male or female?

Running man

2. Describe yourself

Illustration of desperation

3. How do some people feel about you?

Watch your step, kid!

4. How do you feel about yourself

Too late to change

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend

Breaking me up

6. Where would you rather be?

Between the demons

7. Describe what you want to be

Stronger than ever

8. Describe how you live

Stand up and fight

9. Describe how you love

Wasting your time

10. Share a few words of wisdom

"You better slow down my friend. Let me help you, take my hand. You spit in my hand. You spit on me. So sad to see, this makes me sick... If I'm just walking why do you have to run?"
 

kone82

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
TPS
Mad Caddies

1. Are you male or female?
The Gentleman

2. Describe yourself
No Hope

3. How do some people feel about you?
Preppie Girl

4. How do you feel about yourself
aPathetic

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend
I'm So Alone

6. Where would you rather be?
Shaving Your Life

7. Describe what you want to be
All American Badass

8. Describe how you live
Day By Day

9. Describe how you love

Good Intentions

10. Share a few words of wisdom
Nobody Wins at the Laundromat
 
Suosikkijoukkue
D-Kiekko, Teräs-Kiekko, Eka-Kiekko
Darkthrone

1. Are you male or female?

Rex

2. Describe yourself

Quintessence

3. How do some people feel about you?

Too Old, Too Cold

4. How do you feel about yourself

Fucked Up And Ready To Die

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend

Natassja In Eternal Sleep

6. Where would you rather be?

Where Cold Winds Blow

7. Describe what you want to be

The Horde Of Nebulah

8. Describe how you live

To The Death

9. Describe how you love

Graveyard Slut

10. Share a few words of wisdom

Sjakk Matt Jesu Krist
 

Alamummo

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
HIFK, Liverpool FC, Heiskanen, Lundell, Rantanen
Kent

1. Are you male or female?
Bianca

2. Describe yourself
En himmelsk drog

3. How do some people feel about you?
Järnspöken

4. How do you feel about yourself
Sundance kid

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend - puhutaan nyt exästä
Klåparen

6. Where would you rather be?
Palace & Main

7. Describe what you want to be
En helt ny karriär

8. Describe how you live
En timme en minut

9. Describe how you love
Elite

10. Share a few words of wisdom
Kärleken väntar
 

Kerouac

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Tampereen Ilves
Harmi, että CMX, YUP, Röyhkä, Doors ja Alanko olivat jo vietyjä. No, kokeillaan yhtyeellä nimeltä Hassisen Kone:

1. Are you male or female?
Olen toki, vain sen tiedän

2. Describe yourself
Levottomat jalat

3. How do some people feel about you?
Jeesus tulee

4. How do you feel about yourself
Syytön

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend
Totuus

6. Where would you rather be?
Tällä tiellä

7. Describe what you want to be
Julkinen eläin

8. Describe how you live
Kulkurin iltakalja

9. Describe how you love
Rock ehkäisyvälineitä vastaan

10. Share a few words of wisdom
Oikeus on voittanut taas
 

Sörkä

Jäsen
Suosikkijoukkue
Porin Ässät
Ne Luumäet

1. Are you male or female?

Ihmissusi

2. Describe yourself

Siinä On Punk Kari

3. How do some people feel about you?

Kommari

4. How do you feel about yourself

Luunkova Luu

5. Describe your boy/girlfriend

Laki Ja Järjestys

6. Where would you rather be?

Kesäloma On Kesällä

7. Describe what you want to be

Rokkitähti

8. Describe how you live

Riemumaa

9. Describe how you love

Tule Hulluksi

10. Share a few words of wisdom

Y-KA-KO-NE
 
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