Missä leffassa sanottu?

[Soketti]

Tässä teille vaikeahko:

- There's a guy who wants to talk to you.
- What's he look like?
- Serious.

Mikä leffa?

Yksi kaikkien aikojen parhaista eli Leon.

 

[Major Julli]

Vaikea:
M: John Wayne was a fag.
A: The hell he was.
M: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress

Tämä on ilmeisesti liian vaikea näin, joten annetaan vihjeitä:

pääosassa: Emilio Estevez
elokuvan nimi = suomalaisen NHL-puolustajan lempinimi

ja elokuvan nimi ei ole Jäälin laiska nallekarhu eikä Hazardi. Eka joka kehtaa väittävänsä tietävän ilman internetin apua saa kunniamaininnan suosikkilistaani.

 

[Vimes]

No Niin No,

"Vimes" hoiti homman, tosin henkilöt jäivät mainitsematta. Muut näemmä ei ole lukutaitoisia tai mopo muuten vaan karkailee kuten virtsa..

"If you can´t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen..."

Vimes: Laitahan muutamat repliikit kehiin, niin saadaan tällekin jatkoa.

Kevlari

Damn, eipä töiden jälkeen tullut enää avattua nettiä. No, tässä olis kuitenkin muutama suht helppo, paitsi ehkä viimeinen:

1. T: Mayday! Mayday!
S: What the heck is that?
J: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...

2. A: Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?

3. F: See? You made me hurt myself again! I broke my hand off completely at the wrist this time, Tina! But that's okay, Darlin', because I love you, and that's why you have to let me EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

Siinähän niitä, eikä sitten käytetä IMDB:tä apuna. Itse jouduin vähän tarkkoja sanamuotoja metsästelemään sieltä. Pitäisi nämäkin helmet nähdä taas jossain vaiheessa.

 

[palle fontän]

Tämä on JHagille:

"Rakastatsä mun munaa?"

 

[mikkoz]

pääosassa: Emilio Estevez
elokuvan nimi = suomalaisen NHL-puolustajan lempinimi

Repo-man

Kysymys. Mistä leffasta ja kuka sanoi:

"Voi vittu mikä äkäpussi"

 

[Keba]

2. A: Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?

tämä on ainakin Army Of Darknesista.. muista en oo niin varma vaikka ensimmäinen kuulostaakin tutulta..

 

[Ramchester]

K: I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us.

 

[Metro4ever]

1. (helppo)If he pulls a knife? You pull a gun...He sends one of yours to the hospital?You send one of his to the morgue...That's... the Chicago way!

2. You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

 

[palle fontän]

1. (helppo)If he pulls a knife? You pull a gun...He sends one of yours to the hospital?You send one of his to the morgue...That's... the Chicago way!

The Untouchables.

 

[Jakke Huuliparta]

Damn, eipä töiden jälkeen tullut enää avattua nettiä. No, tässä olis kuitenkin muutama suht helppo, paitsi ehkä viimeinen:

3. F: See? You made me hurt myself again! I broke my hand off completely at the wrist this time, Tina! But that's okay, Darlin', because I love you, and that's why you have to let me EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

Siinähän niitä, eikä sitten käytetä IMDB:tä apuna. Itse jouduin vähän tarkkoja sanamuotoja metsästelemään sieltä. Pitäisi nämäkin helmet nähdä taas jossain vaiheessa.

Vika sattui olemaan helpoin kun ko. leffa tuli hiljattain telkkarista, eli siis Return Of the Living Dead. Kaksi muuta menikin ohi.

 

[Vimes]

Vika sattui olemaan helpoin kun ko. leffa tuli hiljattain telkkarista, eli siis Return Of the Living Dead. Kaksi muuta menikin ohi.

Ai saamari, missasin! Mistäköhän ö-laarista tämän saisi hommattua, täytyypä kokeilla nettikauppoja. Huikea pätkä, "Send more paramedics"

 

[Metro4ever]

The Untouchables.

True.
How about the other one?
Hint:
SMG: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
HG: Hey, why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

 

[Koirapoika]

Elokuva on omia suosikkejani ja uskon, että monelle muullekin iskee kuin miljoona volttia.

"I visited your home this morning after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head."

Loistavaa... ai shaatana! Pitäisi hommata jostain.

 

[Vimes]

Elokuva on omia suosikkejani ja uskon, että monelle muullekin iskee kuin miljoona volttia.

"I visited your home this morning after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head."

Loistavaa... ai shaatana! Pitäisi hommata jostain.

Se7en, ja lausujana John Doe (Kevin Spacey)

 

[morningstar]

If you beat this prick long enough he’ll tell you he started the god damn Chicago fire now that don’t necessarily make it fuckin’ so!

 

[Gags]

Ei täällä muutkaan noudata kisan sääntöjä ja kun en itse osaa noita Vimeksen pahoja, heitän omani.

Mistä leffoista:

-The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
-Ooooooh
-You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
-Lighten up, Francis!


-Be advised, I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could shoot a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.



-Can I ask you something? These sunglasses, they're really nice: are they government-issued, or do you all guys go to the same store to get them?

 

[Vimes]

1. T: Mayday! Mayday!
S: What the heck is that?
J: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...

2/3 jo tiedetty, enpä olisi arvannut että tämä olisi hankalin. Lisävinkki samasta leffasta:

R: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
E: A hospital? What is it?
R: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Näitähän on koko leffa pullollaan.

 

[morningstar]

2/3 jo tiedetty, enpä olisi arvannut että tämä olisi hankalin. Lisävinkki samasta leffasta:

R: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
E: A hospital? What is it?
R: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Näitähän on koko leffa pullollaan.

Pakko heittää arvauksena: Hei me lennetään!

 

[Jii]

2/3 jo tiedetty, enpä olisi arvannut että tämä olisi hankalin. Lisävinkki samasta leffasta:

R: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
E: A hospital? What is it?
R: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Näitähän on koko leffa pullollaan.

Airplane! tai härmäksi Hei, me lennetään

edit: hidas...

 

[Toripolliisi]

K: I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen.
.
.
.
.
to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us.

Oisko Apocalypse. Now?

 

[V-man]

Entäpä tämä:

"Fucking... what the fuck?!? How did you fucking fucks...?? FUCK!!!"

 

[Koirapoika]

Entäpä tämä:

"Fucking... what the fuck?!? How did you fucking fucks...?? FUCK!!!"

Rohkea arvaus, Scarface - Arpinaama. Leffassahan sanotaan sana "fuck" miehekkäät 218 kertaa. On keskivertoteinillä tekemistä päästäkseen samaan määrään samassa ajassa.

 

[Dante]

-Can I ask you something? These sunglasses, they're really nice: are they government-issued, or do you all guys go to the same store to get them?
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MIB?

Heitetään pari kotimaista klassikkoa helposta vaikeahkoon:

"Kiimalainen, taasko sä ajat ittees takaa?"

"Paska pappi. Varasti multa koulussa metalliviivottimen. Eväsleipien päältä vei makkarat. Kullinsa näytti. Siinä leuhutti ja mittaili."

"Pistä turvavyö."
"Mä vihaan vöitä."
"Niistä voi oppia jopa pitämään.."

 

[Koirapoika]

MIB?

Heitetään pari kotimaista klassikkoa helposta vaikeahkoon:

"Paska pappi. Varasti multa koulussa metalliviivottimen. Eväsleipien päältä vei makkarat. Kullinsa näytti. Siinä leuhutti ja mittaili."

Keskivaikeasta varma tieto, Katsastus. "Tahallaan ajatti monttuun, ruotsalaista vittuilua." Ainakin sinne päin meni se lainaus.

 

[lintu]

1. Epäillyt
2. Mafiaveljet
4. Kellopeli Appelsiini - alex
5. Casino
6. Trainspotting
Extra- Kill Bill

1. Kyllä vain.
2. Kyllä vain.
4. Kyllä vain.
5. Ei.
6. Ei.
Extra- Ei.