Why Hockey Is Better Than
Sex
#10 It's Legal To Play Hockey Proffesionally
#9 The Puck Is Always Hard
#8 The Protective Equipment Is Reusable, And You Don't Even Have To Wash It
#7 It Lasts A Full Hour
#6 You Know You're Finished When The Buzzer Sounds
#5 Periods Last Only 20 Minutes
#4 A 2-On-1 And A 3-On-1 Is Not Uncommon
#3 You Can Count On It At Least Twice A Week
#2 Your Parents Cheer When You Score
#1 You Can Tell Your Friends About It Afterwards
:D
Sex
#10 It's Legal To Play Hockey Proffesionally
#9 The Puck Is Always Hard
#8 The Protective Equipment Is Reusable, And You Don't Even Have To Wash It
#7 It Lasts A Full Hour
#6 You Know You're Finished When The Buzzer Sounds
#5 Periods Last Only 20 Minutes
#4 A 2-On-1 And A 3-On-1 Is Not Uncommon
#3 You Can Count On It At Least Twice A Week
#2 Your Parents Cheer When You Score
#1 You Can Tell Your Friends About It Afterwards
:D