Hello foreigner peoples, also from my halfside! Ecxept Russians, you can go kill your shelves becos your president flyes airoplanes everywhere and will soon kill us. And all those Isis peoples too, stop watching our ice disc you crazy mads! You too, Semir Ben-Amor, get out from here, you terrorist!
So, this years Liig has been poicceucsellinen. Why, you must ask? Kaivo, becos no one in the world gives a cacca about the whole Liig. Liig has been spoilersd, there is no longer Batmans Enemies who everybodies always liked to win, now is instead Vaasa Urheilu, who everybodies always win but it is not so nice, its like beating up Timo T.A. Mikkonen or Jeesus Kristus, no challenge, becos other one is blind wammanen and other always turns his other cheek when hitted in face. Not that gay rapper cheek, but that what is in everyboides face next to nose, both sides.
Also the mallets of the Liig have continued being so drunk and drugged in every game that nobody knows anymore what can be doned in disc rink and what not. And people do not go to ice halls to see ice disc, becos everything is so boring and last year there was much ice disc all the time and there was olympics and Teemu Backnne and Littlelions and Rasmus Little Ristolai and Teuvo Little Sharpi wonned gold medal even though Caarle Gustaa said mallets "Sweden gets gold" and Saimaas Ball was bestest team everywhere and Olli "Chef" Little River and others played worldchampionship and wonned silver becous Putin said mallets "Russia gets gold" and bevos Putin is scarier mad than that old koala looking homo-weirdo who drives hard and gives birth to pretty princessas. Anyroads, so much happeneded last year that now nothing is intredasting, no one cares about Liig and nobodu goes see games.
So, nobody knows what has happened in Liig. Maybe some games have played, maybe not. Saimaas Ball is perhaps firstest, or lastest, or something between. I don't know. I don't care. Go away now!