Prittiraadio haastattelee vilperttiä:
As the new Premier league season is about to start, we thought it might be a good idea to have a chat with FC Jatkoaika's rugged defenceman vilpertti.
Nice to see you again, vilpertti, how are you?
I'm fine, excited about the upcoming season, you?
Fine, thanks. So, you're excited about your team, right? What do you think your team will accomplish this season?
Well, I'm little more interested of how much enemy forwards I will injuring. But it's always nice to see the team do good, so I expecting a good season to the team.
Umm.. Right. So, we'll hear a lot of that "nilkoille" scream of yours. I bet Beckham has a few words for you next time your teams meet...
That little punk doesn't got no shot passing me this year, and even if he does somehow, I'll make sure he won't be doing it anymore. Bwahahaha...
That should make some fans angry. Let's talk about your team, what do you think are its strenghts and weaknesses?
I think our strenght is that we are gooder than the other teams.
Is there any special players on FC Jatkoaika that might stand out during the season?
You'd have to say Clark Kent and Marko77. And my.
Well, I think that's it, folks, your coach seems to be waving in our direction, and I don't think he's looking for me. I'll let you go, and have a good season!
Goddamnit what does that bastard have to say now?! Tell that Beckham that I've got his number...