Noniin, pitääpä minunkin vähän palstan täytettä laittaa, elikäs mistäs leffoista nämä sitaatit ovat. Osa on helpompi, osa vaikeampi.
1)
- This is for you.
- You shouldn't have.
- What do you get for the man who has... everything?
- "Consumer Recreation Services." Well, I do have golf clubs...
- Call that number.
- Why?
- Make your life... fun.
- Fun.
- You know what that is... uh, you've seen other people have it.
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2)
- Hey, I got a full house!
- That's good <nimi>.
- Must be my lucky day...
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3)
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!
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4)
I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?
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5)
- How did I beat you?
- You... you're too fast.
- Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that's air you're breathing now?
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6)
No thanks? What does that mean? Means you ate before you came down here? All full. Is that it? Naw, I don't think so. I think you're too scared to be eatin'. Now, see we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your shit. I'm still a mystery to you. But I know exactly where your ass is comin' from. See, if I asked you if you wanted some dinner and you grabbed an egg roll and started to chow down, I'd say to myself, "This motherfucker's carryin' on like he ain't got a care in the world. Who know? Maybe he don't. Maybe this fool's such a bad motherfucker, he don't got to worry about nothin', he just sit down, eat my Chinese, watch my TV." See? You ain't even sat down yet. On that TV there, since you been in the room, is a woman with her titties hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. You just been starin' at me. Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.
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7)
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?
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8)
- It's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a...
- No no no no no no. If it were a bomb, wouldn't we be hearing the alarms? All these hotels have bomb detectors.
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9)
- Did you know that by mixing equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
- Really?
- One could make all sorts of explosives using common household items...
- Uh-huh...
- ...if one were so inclined.
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10)
Back off Monkey-Boy, before I tell your daddy how you're running this branch like it's your own personal piggy bank! If the I.R.S. saw some of those files we could arrange a little vacation for you at Club Fed!
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Siinä teille pähkinää.
1)
- This is for you.
- You shouldn't have.
- What do you get for the man who has... everything?
- "Consumer Recreation Services." Well, I do have golf clubs...
- Call that number.
- Why?
- Make your life... fun.
- Fun.
- You know what that is... uh, you've seen other people have it.
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2)
- Hey, I got a full house!
- That's good <nimi>.
- Must be my lucky day...
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3)
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
4)
I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?
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5)
- How did I beat you?
- You... you're too fast.
- Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that's air you're breathing now?
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6)
No thanks? What does that mean? Means you ate before you came down here? All full. Is that it? Naw, I don't think so. I think you're too scared to be eatin'. Now, see we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your shit. I'm still a mystery to you. But I know exactly where your ass is comin' from. See, if I asked you if you wanted some dinner and you grabbed an egg roll and started to chow down, I'd say to myself, "This motherfucker's carryin' on like he ain't got a care in the world. Who know? Maybe he don't. Maybe this fool's such a bad motherfucker, he don't got to worry about nothin', he just sit down, eat my Chinese, watch my TV." See? You ain't even sat down yet. On that TV there, since you been in the room, is a woman with her titties hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. You just been starin' at me. Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.
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7)
I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?
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8)
- It's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a...
- No no no no no no. If it were a bomb, wouldn't we be hearing the alarms? All these hotels have bomb detectors.
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9)
- Did you know that by mixing equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
- Really?
- One could make all sorts of explosives using common household items...
- Uh-huh...
- ...if one were so inclined.
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10)
Back off Monkey-Boy, before I tell your daddy how you're running this branch like it's your own personal piggy bank! If the I.R.S. saw some of those files we could arrange a little vacation for you at Club Fed!
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Siinä teille pähkinää.