Hello you foreigners! Hey, you 17-year olds, get out from our country, fucking escapers! And take Semir Ben-Amor with you! Go, you god damn rappists and terrorists!
Now that all those Syrianish and Iragian terrorists are gone, lets talk about Finnish ice disc Liig. Most talkaded thing right now is the Espoo's Siniset, which is making gongurss and all players are being thrown up from team to other teams. There once was this maggara-miljardör called Jussi Salosditch, you know, he who drives overspeed and spends his miljards to saccos and to buy Jan Caloun and Dale McTavish and houses for Kimi Little Räikkö and all kinds of needless things. When he was giving free money for Siniset, everything was OK. Siniset played in their pretty new ice hall, and all three Siniset fans were watching the team, expect when there was mathematics test next morning in school, then ice hall was completely empty. No matter if Siniset wonned or losted or played like crazy or flegued, or if Siniset advertised games or not, nobody expect those three 14-year old school boys came to watch team anyway, but it was OK becos Jussi was giving money.
Now there is no Jussi, so Siniset have noticed that oops, we have no money, we can not pay players, we must make concurss. Get out you fucking Malmdanger, and you too Candola, and hey, Wet-Simo, get the hell out. But still there is no money, so now they also sayed to team gaptain, Kim Hirstchowitchszx, that you also must get the Espoo out before its too late! Kim Hirtsczhgfwowfvitghjkljhjh then stopped making TV commercials saying "Save Siniset, together we can do it, lets do it please, I will stay here forever" and instead moved to Oulu to get money and mesdaruus. All three Siniset fans sayed "Thank you Kim for leaving the sinking ship like truu gaptains do" and gongurss making can now continue in peace.
So now Oulu Flys have the bestest team in the wordl, and Boy has already been faxed to Oulu. HAAC and Battle Axe still try to play like they have change to win mesdaruus, also Lock and TBC are not yet realized that the season is already over, but other teams have already gived up. Saimaas Ball, the most famulous and bestest team in the wordl, will not win mesdaruus this year, even it is Pexxxxi Little Tirkko's last year and there is Petteri World Champion and Sam Mät-Tahn and Jussi Little Mark and very many good players. Maybe next year Saimaas Ball will again win everything, when the new head coach, Laplandish blue hair singer girl called Sanni will coach team. They have already new slogan, "Our's boys" will change to "We are not we anymore" next year. And if next year is not winning year, then at least in 2080-luwul SaiBa will win.
Thats it, now get out, and if you see those god damnd terrorist landmovers outside the door, throw bacon at them!
