Hassut puskuritarrat

[Wolves]

Bumper Stickers
1. I Tina Yothers
2. D.A.R.E. To Keep Cops Off Payola
3. Marines - Kill All That You Can Kill
4. Visualize World Suicide
5. Don't Like My Driving? Dial 1-800-POUR-ME-A-BIG-FROTHY-MUG-OF-FECES.
6. Klingons Make Me Violently Horny.
7. My Other Car is a Sex Slave Wearing a Saddle
8. Spoiled Sissy On Board
9. My Other Car Also Compensates For My Miniscule Penis
10. Honk If Vinyl Seats Give You Ass Sweats!
11. I Brake For Peyote-Induced Talking Coyotes
12. Keep On Truckin' Yuppie Scum!
13. Albino Toddler: The Other White Meat
14. Honk if You Love Lawsuits!
15. I'm the NRA - And I Wipe!
16. America: Love It or Bomb Its Mid-Western Bureaucratic Outposts
17. Honk if You're Trapped in a Loveless Marriage
18. Will Blow For Work, Will Work For Blow.
19. Cancer Makes The Heart Grow Fonder.
20. My Child Was Inmate of The Month at The Spiro T. Agnew Maximum Security Federal Corrections Facility
21. Inflammatory Political Rhetoric!
22. Never Underestimate The Power Of A Hot Steamin' Dump!
23. A Bad Day of Cruising Hookers Beats a Good Day of Work
24. Jesus Loves You (Unless You're a Jew or a Towelhead)
25. I Brake for Topless Carwashes.
26. Drive American, or Bend Over, Boy!
27. I Met My Bawdy Wench at the Williamsburg Renaissance Faire!
28. Nevada is for Whoremongers.
29. If The Good Lord Had Wanted Me To Do The Dishes, He Wouldn't Have Given Me This Big Floppy Ass To Sit On!
30. Lose Teeth Now! Ask Me How!
31. Honk If My Passive-Aggressive Driving Style Enrages You
32. If You Can Smell Human Flesh Rotting In My Trunk, You're Driving Too Damn Close!
33. Follow Me For Great Barium Enemas!
34. Florida Ballot Counters Do It Over And Over And Over...
35. When Fisting Is Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Fists.
36. Vegans Do It Sans Meatus
37. Boy Band On Board.
38. Unless You're My Girlfriend's Lavishly Lubricated Finger Poised To Plunge In And Tickle My Prostate At The Moment Of Climax... GET OFF MY ASS!
39. Driver Carries Less Than One Ounce Crystal Meth-Amphetamine.
40. Will Work For Stock Options.
41. This Car Protected By Satanic Voodoo Curse.
42. Don't Mess With Texas. That Goes DOUBLE For Yankees and Mexicans.
43. Honk if You Love Jesus - Fart if You Love Chalupas!
44. If It's Too Loud, You're Just Unable to Appreciate the Hideously Distorted Noise Pounding From My Cheap Speakers
45. Thinking Globally And Acting Locally Is For Pussies.
46. If the Good Lord Wanted Us To Eat Salad, He Woulda Made Plants Bleed.
47. USA - We Got the Nukes!
48. Have You Hugged Your Debutante Crack Whore Today?
49. And on the 8th Day, God Abused Sacramental Wine
50. If This Van's a' Rockin' - I'm Probably Deflowering Your Teenager


:D

 

[vision]

Allekirjoittaneen autoa koristaa takaikkunassa tarra "tätä menoa teillämme kuolee useita ihmisiä päivittäin...vitutukseen!"

 

[ervatsalo]

Viestin lähetti vision
Allekirjoittaneen autoa koristaa takaikkunassa tarra "tätä menoa teillämme kuolee useita ihmisiä päivittäin...vitutukseen!"

Niin, ja autohan oli taivaansininen (?) pakettihiace tms. pakettiauto?

T: nimim. tarkkailija

Täältä tähän

 

[Luiro]

Hupaisa on myös tällainen, usein huonojen autojen takalasissa tai puskurissa oleva tarra:
"Älä naura, tyttäresi saattaa olla takapenkillä"

 

[redcougar]

Pari päivää sitten näin hauskan tarran edessä ajavan opelin opel-merkin päällä: Pelkkää tykinruokaa..

Faija on työnsä puolesta ajatellut tilata jenkeistä omaan autoonsa tarran "my other car is a zamboni"..

 

[Brewer]

Tukholmassa kerran

" Spara busspengarna - Åk med bil "

 

[God of Thunder]

Vitutusmobiili....

Allekirjoittaneen autoa koristaa takaikkunassa tarra "tätä menoa teillämme kuolee useita ihmisiä päivittäin...vitutukseen!"

Autosi taisi seistä Dipolin parkkipaikalla viime viikolla, tarrasi aiheutti ansaitut naurut... Teekkari!?

 

[merzyk]

Pari tiukkaa lisää:

Mieluummin syön matoja kuin ajan itäautolla
"Jenkkiauton takana, ylläri."

Saabismi on sairaus

:)

 

[vision]

Viestin lähetti ervatsalo



Niin, ja autohan oli taivaansininen (?) pakettihiace tms. pakettiauto?

T: nimim. tarkkailija

Täältä tähän

Ei lähelläkään, valkoinen Lancer vm-90.
Tarra ostettu American car-show:sta pari vuotta takaperin, joten niitä on varmaankin aika paljon liikkeellä.

 

[Seti]

Tässä muutama lisää.

- I bet you´d drive better with that cellular up your ass!
- Sex is like pizza when it´s bad it´s still kinda good
- Honk if you´re Jesus!
- Freedom of religion must include freedom from religion!
- WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!

 

[coco]

Muistan nähneeni Keski-Suomessa kesällä aivan romussa autossa(takalasi puuttui, pari rengasta oli vanteilla, ruostetta maalipinnassa) tarran, jossa luki "se on päästänsä vajaa joka tämmösellä ajaa"

 

[Demon Allbran]

Tällainenkin löytyy:

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Jesus is coming - everyone look busy.
Born free... taxed to death.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I got a gun for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
All men are idiots... I married their king.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
How can I be overdrawn? I still have cheques!
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an a**hole.
Jesus paid for our sins... now lets get our money's worth.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Keep honking. I'm reloading.
Prevent inbreeding: ban Country & Western music.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his bus.
Lord save me from your followers.
God must love stupid people. He made so many.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I took an I.Q. test and the results were negative.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Very funny, Scottie. Now beam down my clothes.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.