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    Jääkiekko in English

    It is usless to live in menneisyys, futur are now, stick to eye who old’s remembering, juu only so good as last game. So: Hahaha, Pori Asses just lost to Sick’s shit, Bori morans did not make any paint, Saipa doed tree! And it was even Phories home play, how embraserieng for them! So all you...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    I no like your text, no matter how much ace licking is doned! You know what you are, I not even hästäg juu becoos you would get stand-upp inside your pants from it. And you other, you didn’t not even knowed how to write Sairaan paska in England, it is Sicks shit, juunou, that thing that comes...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    What the puck is happened here? Talk England, not this wierd mambojambo! "Uuuu, I can speak grammar, uuu, look how I use sayings, uuuuu I England master" stop it god damn nobody wants to read this! Speak like Finlandish rally drivers or Jesse Puljulake instead! Nobody cares about Ice Disc Liig...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Internetistä löysin tällaisen tutkielman tästä saatanan hölmöilystä, tämä oli minusta oikein viihdyttävää luettavaa! Ei toki vähiten siksi että siellä oli lainattu myös Mensa-kerholaista ja kolminkertaista Vuoden Jatkoaikalaista...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Hello LaMos and other foreign scum peoples! (LaMo means Land Movers, it is herjaing name for all foreign country peoples who cum to Finland and do not eat riisi and raisgaa ours womanses) Today ends Liig season, only one game is played by all normal teams, Tampere Carrot Pants has already...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Hello you foreigners! Hey, you 17-year olds, get out from our country, fucking escapers! And take Semir Ben-Amor with you! Go, you god damn rappists and terrorists! Now that all those Syrianish and Iragian terrorists are gone, lets talk about Finnish ice disc Liig. Most talkaded thing right now...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Hello hello, I don't knowed why I say hello, I say hello! Soon is starting new season in Finnish ice disc Liig, like you everybodies must know alredy. But didn't you knowed, that now is Continue-Time also starting write news's in Englands tongue? It is truth, there is one question asking and...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Hello foreigner peoples, also from my halfside! Ecxept Russians, you can go kill your shelves becos your president flyes airoplanes everywhere and will soon kill us. And all those Isis peoples too, stop watching our ice disc you crazy mads! You too, Semir Ben-Amor, get out from here, you...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Hello you losers! Quit killing each others in those foreign countryes called Ucraina and ISIS, and start listening! This years trunk series is soon starting. Everybodies in the world already knowes what is happening: Saimaas Ball will win everything and Boy will be lifted in Racepark. Last...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Hello, all you wonterful foreign peoples! Me love you long time, you are so great, I hope I am same kind people as you and not Finland man at all. Today is the day everybodies in Finland are most shameliest. It is the day when the pronce game of ice disc Liig is played. Like the Cock-loving...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Stop the weighing machines! Stop them, I said! OK. Now that those machines have stopped, cum closer. I have important news for all you foreign peoples. I would have telled the news earlier, but I was calling Porian and Raumish people retards and I got cake, I got sacco, Satan. Luckily my...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Hello, you homo Hitlers and hetero Stalins! Yesterday was a big day for all the sportsman homos: one Finlanders sportsman called television, and sayed "I am homo". Soon the floppy eared television man who some times dresses up as cheer leader organized a television program, where the homo...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Yellow, you color blinds! Yesterday there was news in the message papers: "Last year winners, the S-letters from Pori, will not go to play-Jarit or even pity-play-Jarit, now it is true." First I have to explain what are these play-Jaris and pity-play-Jaris things. Every year when the Liig...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Hello, you weirdos from the foreigner countryes, especially those who has relatives or friends missing. Do you not find your brother or father anywhere? Is your best or maybe secondest best friend missing? When you try to call your boy friend, does the answering machine play some kind of...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Hello all you foreign maalaiset, especially those who are rich. Are you having too much money? Is there enough slaves in your home to do homeworks? Do you know Kalervo Weirdola and go into sauna with him? If you answered "Yes", "No", or "Who is Weirdola?" to all of these askings, do not be...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Hello, yellow, cello, other cello! I am riiming like the famulous Finnish rapper Posci! But lets leave Posci to the closet, and focus on telling the foreigner peoples about the SM-league, which is nowadays only Liig like that weird letter-number combination above me explained. Yes, no more...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Hello everypeople! Please take somebody in the caula, do some huojuing and sing a long with me: "We are heroes everybody, when you look with right eyes (not with Timo T.A:'s), we are heroes of life, very everybody!" Today the SM-league season has ended. Saimaas Ball lost to HAAC in pity...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Hello all you homos in the world, and heteros too! Lesbians, I do not hello you, go back to drive a recca. Yesterday, all my trables seemed so far away, because Saimaas Ball winned the bagchins of Bay (they are like Hjallis, but without money and sailing over the world) and now it is almost...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Hello you fuckers. I am depressed. Saimaas Ball has again taken its place as the Saimaas Ball of the SM league. Tampere Bobcat still also is the Saimaas Ball of the SM league, so now there are two teams that always loses. So, gone are the days when Magazine papers and Sportleaf writed...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Hey! Wake up! I was shouting to you who was sleeping! Ogay, now everybody are wakened up, so let me tell all you foreigners about the christmas times in SM league. There has been some serious not-sleeping going on here! The mostest talkaded thing in Christmas Moon has been the Christmas...
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