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    HAAC played yesterday bad game against Haemecastle Ball Club. HBC's head coach Andy Little Penna is mostly known for being Cacca's helper in HAAC. Game was very flat but HAAC missed some very good paint-manufacturing places and eventually they lost the game at the win cumshot competition.
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    Räty Brothers sounds like a name of a gay band. On Saturday homos from Helsinki will play against umpihomos from Second half of Jokke. In that match there will be also City orchestra from Vantaa. The city of love, creativity, Korso and anal sex. We have many trains, Lidls, Motonet and Airport...
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    Icedisk season in Finnish Liiga has strated again. Yesterday HAAC won the game against Ball club from The castle of the slow people. I think that his team is ready to destroy naccikattila again. Lynx from Leninville has totally Kojo points so far and that is very big disappointment to their...
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    Now the Liig is on earthteampause because of Cattle-la -tournament. The last game before pause HAAC lost to Pippelicans of Lahest. We had a tsäänssi to go to sarjakärki but we couldn't make a paint. Gueststs's coach Petri "Chit" Matikainen was HAAC's former coach and it is always annoying to...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    HAAC started its Liig season good against Sininen. Our coach Andy Little Collision was happy. Only bad thing was our über strenght and HAAC did not make paint on über strenght and we have to improve that. We have some new players like Jonas Little Lake and Tommy Baby Tree. They are really good...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Today is the last day of transportation window in The League. Stouts already got Pepsi Maxwell and Kaspar the Ghost. HAAC and Tom of Finland is silent. We don't want to win the Kanada-bowl. We should not keep the sausages cold. However, I still believe that mr. Newbondage will surprise our...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Recently HAAC has been HWPC (Homos Without Physical Condition) and it has lost 5 games in a pipe. Today HAAC will play against Pippelicans which is also very bad team. HAAC has some players in Saigon. Matt Kupparinen has syphilis but he is about to find all the moomins from the valley. Team...
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    SM-Liigas..,or 1ügas like it is now, match program has designed badly. Liiga is played in same time than Olympiks. Only muutama Liiga-players will play in olympiks (Lassie Littlecock, Olympik-Ozzy and Zuha-Mädi Little Wawe) but still it is very large broblem that in perjantai they play ice...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Little poem about sm-liiga and ice disk SM-Liiga has many players and coaches Many teams are melting when the spring approaches There are paintguards like Johnny Orgasm or Andy Beeeaaaach But bringmaris are bad like Alex Beachla, who is really bitch. We have Corpse Littlesum and Maybe...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    It was good series for Saimaas Ball. For example their ykköskenttä Jesse Littlemonkey, Brad Swedishknife's and Italiano-Gillette. I think that SaiPa lost because of bad karma. I don't mean Noora Karma vaan sitä että Saipas sbonsor offered coastballs in Racepark after SaiPas first victory...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Actually, that two girls one bus -story is even funnier in english. In rally-english I mean. Google transvestitelator: Google-kääntäjä
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Soup Sormunen's beginningcalculation -chain has became a legend. Some fans are hitting F5 button every five secönds. HAAC-fans are collecting money for the christmas spade instead of buying game flags. Very many thank yous for namemark Bismark. HAAC-fans are waiting for the Tiedote that Soup...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    Pena is back. Rock, Draper and Scissons. HAAC needs still Hattiwatti and Tiivi-Taavi or some discful defenceman. Sticktape Westerlund will be landteam's new head coach. Actually he is landteam's old coach, because he has coached them before and because Sticktape is old cyclops himself. He...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    It is very good know fact that HAAC-players don't wear long calsarit. Last year's Wintterclassic was remembered when HAAC-legend Matt "Hack" Hagman showed everybody that the real stadilaiset never use long calsarit. This year there is no Wintterclassic, because Keklu is bald and because there...
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    Jääkiekko in English

    There have been no fisting battles in SM-Liiga yet. The reason for that is the incident between HAAC and Batman's Enemies before season start. BE:s Ben-Amor attacked WC95nevöfoget and some other players also did some very bad things. For example Jack Square and Siim Vestk were fisting...
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